h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*returns and reads backlog. red eyes glow surprised*
What got destroyed?
I Have watched sewers. If something is destroyed you haven't repaired it. If something is destroyed why don't you say something when it is destroyed? No monsters got loose. I saw you continue tour like normal.
*pulls whiskers thinking*
I think something is being destroyed here but it ain't no sewers. Cover tracks that big, you need a backhoe!
*scampers off*
Must find Fashion Cat Lady and ask queston again, heh heh heh

You see Styx, a hole appeared in the sewers that wasn't put there by Bluebottle and some consider putting holes in things to be a destructive act.

But I can see that you -- mining engineer/demon rat would see hole-making in a much more positive way. It's a difference of opinion. Anyway, BB has decided to live with the new inlet/outlet (let's not start that one again) to his sewers, so all is well.



Amy

Very good idea - here Styx, I'll buy you and ice-cream.

What'll it be?

What do you want, Styx?

How about a nice cone of sulphur?

heh heh heh
Wait long enough and the truth comes out.
The Ant Lady doesn't want to push too far with that explanation, not when she making maps. Put this here, that there.

heh Nothing personal. Maps are good.

Styx eats at home now since cat-stealing. *cocks head* Is Fashion cat stolen?

Thanks for ice cream offer. I don't like sulfur but I will tell people that flavour is for sale here.

*runs off*

*Gets confussed as to why a Rat is getting Ice cream from a stall...*

*Remembers that's just about as mad as a Fish doing the same...*

Make mine a Double Mega Choc' with choc chip and 10 flakes...

*Licks lips*

hmm... do fish have lips??? fair enough

btw, i'm just here to bring that order i promised you.... it was worth the hassle to see the look on Their faces wasnt it...

Just a moment, Fish.

OI! RAT! I KNOW SEVERAL PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY EAT SULPHUR AS PART OF THEIR DIET!!!!!!!!!

Here you go.

*hears ratchef shout from other end of town!*
*trots up*
heh heh heh

Real people or researcher people?
Don't sulfur ice cream smell pretty bad?

Well Fish have mouths, but I don't know about lips...

But who really cares this IS h2g2 after all...

Very true - and I'll have a choc-ice.

*sigh*
Three days of being shut out by that *^@$%^%$"$%^ browser.
One choc-ice.
*hands it over*

Thanks Baldrick.

*Had a nice holiday on a beach, but there weren't nearly enough ice cream vans/stalls and so needs to replenish ice cream supply and fill tummy*

So there you go Baldrick - you have customers.
Can I have an ice-cream too?

mutter mutter %&%^$**"£$/*:;,^&*^% browser...two &%$%^** weeks.

Oh. Ice cream. Here.
*price list falls over and wallops self on head*

And now for something completely different.

Thanks.
Nothing like a cheerful ice-cream giver.

Nothing like a dead thread either.

*plugs recruitment board into the sand*

*board wallops BB, bounces off and hits Balders as well*

Ouch.

*straightens board*