A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Beach
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 5, 2000
*takes 2p*
*bites it to make sure it's real*
Thank you. Now, what was it you wanted?
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AquaMarina the Mermaid - wearing her shell bikini top for the bikini contest@A480449 Posted Dec 6, 2000
*swims as close as she can*
*splashes tail to attract EV's attention*
Yoo-hoo!
Mr. Ice-cream man!
*waves*
Please can I try one?
Sorry, but you'll have to bring it to me, I can pay for it with a pearl that I just found in my bikini top...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 6, 2000
Sounds like a good deal. 
What kind of ice cream would you like?
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AquaMarina the Mermaid - wearing her shell bikini top for the bikini contest@A480449 Posted Dec 6, 2000
I never had ice-cream before!
You choose!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 6, 2000
Hmmmm.
*checks the menu*
How about jaffa cake?
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AquaMarina the Mermaid - wearing her shell bikini top for the bikini contest@A480449 Posted Dec 6, 2000
What's a jaffa cake?
Oh, 
I'll try that!
*hands over huge black pearl*
I'm sorry I'm a bit upset, Dr.EV, because no-one has voted for me yet in the bikini contest
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 6, 2000
*wades out with the ice cream*
There you are... oh, what a lovely pearl! That's worth a few more ice creams, I think.
No-one has voted for you? 
I can't believe that...
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 10, 2000
There have been votes now, but Aquamarina is not currently in the lead.
Can I have an icecream? Preferably one which has not been inside a bikini....
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 10, 2000
Fortunately, *all* my ice creams have not been inside a bikini. Any particular flavour?
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 11, 2000
Can I have a Snowman icecream, please, with a Father Christmas hat on?
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AquaMarina the Mermaid - wearing her shell bikini top for the bikini contest@A480449 Posted Dec 12, 2000
Oh! That sounds delicious!
Can I have one of those, please?
Yum!
Do you need any more pearls?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 12, 2000
What an interesting idea.
*prepares two ice creams*
Here you go. Don't worry, AquaMarina, the first pearl should cover this one as well I think.
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 13, 2000
I wonder what Mother-of-Pearl would say about her daughter being sold into slavery for icecream....
...but thanks for the
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 27, 2002
*stretches*
Oh, hello. What flavour?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 28, 2002
Cheese and onion? Oh, okay. Here you go.
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 1, 2002
Thanks. And you put extra ketchup on, just the way I like it.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 1, 2002
All part of the service. Eat it quickly, before it gets cold.
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- 101: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 5, 2000)
- 102: AquaMarina the Mermaid - wearing her shell bikini top for the bikini contest@A480449 (Dec 6, 2000)
- 103: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 6, 2000)
- 104: AquaMarina the Mermaid - wearing her shell bikini top for the bikini contest@A480449 (Dec 6, 2000)
- 105: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 6, 2000)
- 106: AquaMarina the Mermaid - wearing her shell bikini top for the bikini contest@A480449 (Dec 6, 2000)
- 107: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 6, 2000)
- 108: Bluebottle (Dec 10, 2000)
- 109: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 10, 2000)
- 110: Bluebottle (Dec 11, 2000)
- 111: AquaMarina the Mermaid - wearing her shell bikini top for the bikini contest@A480449 (Dec 12, 2000)
- 112: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 12, 2000)
- 113: Bluebottle (Dec 13, 2000)
- 114: Bluebottle (Jul 27, 2002)
- 115: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 27, 2002)
- 116: Bluebottle (Jul 28, 2002)
- 117: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 28, 2002)
- 118: Bluebottle (Aug 1, 2002)
- 119: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 1, 2002)
- 120: Bluebottle (Aug 3, 2002)
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