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You *did* test it when you 'n Gina & the girls all piled in here for and didn't you?

You still had your old one then!

I've obviously got a better memory than you...

OK, that was *last summer* and I still had my old one then

I'm very glad you said that - I was trying to remember which one it was!!

but , you must admit that you have a nice memory about your folks helping you out back then when you bought your house

my in-laws helped me out once. i absolutely hated it, but for the sake of my then wife i accepted the offer. i'm glad i've put it behind me now

Indeed - I've been really grateful for that ever since. Without that help, we'd have been living in a house that, to be honest, was a dump compared to this one. Currently the street we *would* have been living down is being torn down by the council!

my friend should be so lucky! she found out she could might not be able to afford the house she bought and - in spite of me warning her not to - sold it with a substantial loss

now it is being torn down by the council, so if she had hung on to it - like i suggested - she would not have lost a penny

...and owners could possibly get compo, too...

...what about Foggy and Clegg?

Why do all the exciting things happen in Hull, Hoggy?
http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/news/Mysterious-falling-object-came-space/article-1422764-detail/article.html

looks like we need steel reenforced umbrellas now

At the velocity that that lump would have been travelling, even that wouldn't have made a difference if it had landed on one's head

it is amazing it only crashed through the roof and eneded in the loft!

"Why do all the exciting things happen in Hull?"

- Cos it's where The lives!

this slogan would make a great billboard, hoggy