h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I had a bath last week, and it wasn't even my birthday!



I'm all fresh and sweet-smelling and totally now. I don't even care that my hair looks like a wind-blown tumbleweed (whose idea was it to grow it? it's impossible to dry with those 20p for 5 mins heater-type things on council facilities!)

I was lucky to get in. I hadn't remembered my membership card but it had expired anyway, luckily they found me on the electoral role and re-issued my membership, good job I remembered where I live

Unfortunately I forgot that ph-neutral soap I use for delicate bits so they got washed in Imperial Leather foaming shower gel and I am suffering somewhat now<--- can't sit down.

She's talking about delicate bits!


Too much information!!

Believe me, I'm holding back a *lot* of info I thought too delicate for a public journal

*drags in the 'Rumour Mill'*



.... READ ALL ABATTIT! THE BABE GOES PUBLIC WITH HER DELICATE BITS!......

*** STOP PRESS ***

Grims- no... CLEETHORPES Leisure Cenre inundated with new members!

Staff tryng t keep abreast of the situation, but are confused as several members have been asking aout flowers. One receptionist said
"Men keep coming and asking to see the red tulips... or something like that..."

I'm so happy I'm providing amusement for my wonderful friends

In the meantime, the ceiling's done, including light fitting, and the towel rail is up. Still no sigh of a loo...

You are such a wonderful friend too, hunny

<> *giggle* talk about a Freudian typo!

At least you can laugh about it

Have you seen my revamped PS?

<>

This is beyond my control, and I know. It helps the

...and plenty of of course

Very Good!


Mine is still in the middle of being decorated for Christmas

<BIG

Favouritism!

You got a in Yikes! Shuddup!

Hah!


Still favouritism.. GB's is still in the Yikes thread to!

She might not have seen it, with her being in the bathroom.

Sorry!

I'd give you a packet of doritos' but you always complain they are the wrong flavour

Have you got a key to the neighbours, what with drinking all that ?