A Conversation for The Coral Reef Cafe & Watering Hole
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Nicc Posted Jul 8, 2000
A chef it is then. My specialty will be soup. I like to cook soup.
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The Fish Posted Jul 11, 2000
How about "mussel soup"..., with a dash of kelp?
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Nicc Posted Jul 12, 2000
That was one of my suggestions. Yes, I'll work on that one immediately.
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The Fish Posted Jul 17, 2000
We'll all enjoy being your "Guinea Pigs" Nicc.
All the ingredients you need are probably lying about in the kitchen out the back...
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Nicc Posted Jul 21, 2000
Thanks, I'll work on it now. *goes into the kitchen and sees a huge mess* Yikes, I'll have to clean up this place first.
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coelacanth Posted Jul 22, 2000
Don't forget krill. Every fish likes a nice helping of krill.
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Insane Endeavour Posted Jul 22, 2000
So when are we actually opening? You can't *really* have a café without any customers...
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 22, 2000
Hopefully soon - I've put a little advert in the presidential campaign - hopefully it'll help.
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The Fish Posted Jul 22, 2000
Mmmm, Krill! Lovely stuff!
Thanks BB!
We could open now if people don't mind all this mess and only half a menu...
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Wumbeevil Posted Jul 23, 2000
*door crashes open*
Hello chums, I'm Eelgon Moray, internationally renowned goldfish bowl inspector and gourami gourmet. I'm here to inspect your premises and award it a starfish rating partly based on the size of the bribe I'm offered.
*inspects the mess*
Hmmm, your piano needs a tuna, I've smelt a tench, there's a fly fisherman in the soup, and the tarpon dispenser doesn't work. I'm afraid you're floundering, better get your skates on. This plaice is on a parr with Skitty Skateys Salmonella Services Cafe.
*goes to leave*
I shad return remora and expect to collect a few squid in bribes.
Cleaning up a bit...
The Fish Posted Jul 23, 2000
Not bad! 8 Puns in one post! I'm impressed...
You can have all the "squid" you like, you'll just have to catch them first!
*finds mop, and starts to clean up...*
Cleaning up a bit...
Bluebottle Posted Jul 24, 2000
*smug that his advertising found one customer*
So, what more do we need before we open???
Cleaning up a bit...
The Fish Posted Jul 25, 2000
*Skillfully discusses door in direction of Wumbeevil, whilst avoiding the ducks...*
*Misses...*
Do'h!
I don't suppose you could bring back that door with you could you Wumb'?
Cleaning up a bit...
Wumbeevil Posted Jul 26, 2000
Hi, I'm back. I was sitting looking at my letterbox, when I spotted this economy size catflap. What do you think? Won't it just be the perfect portal to your premises?
Of course in line with the seafood theme, we'll have to change its name from catflap to fi... err, finest seafood entry point.
Cleaning up a bit...
The Fish Posted Jul 28, 2000
That's ok Wumb' you can call it a "Fish Flap" if you want I don't mind...
Although I don't think anyone else of larger dimensions is going to fit through... Our human market may be significantly effected!
*Get's tools, dills hole in wall, fits "Fish flap" into wall*
*tests Fish flap*
Hmm, quite a good fit...
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- 22: Insane Endeavour (Jul 9, 2000)
- 23: Nicc (Jul 9, 2000)
- 24: The Fish (Jul 11, 2000)
- 25: Nicc (Jul 12, 2000)
- 26: Insane Endeavour (Jul 16, 2000)
- 27: Nicc (Jul 17, 2000)
- 28: The Fish (Jul 17, 2000)
- 29: Nicc (Jul 21, 2000)
- 30: coelacanth (Jul 22, 2000)
- 31: Insane Endeavour (Jul 22, 2000)
- 32: Bluebottle (Jul 22, 2000)
- 33: The Fish (Jul 22, 2000)
- 34: Wumbeevil (Jul 23, 2000)
- 35: The Fish (Jul 23, 2000)
- 36: Bluebottle (Jul 24, 2000)
- 37: Wumbeevil (Jul 24, 2000)
- 38: The Fish (Jul 25, 2000)
- 39: Wumbeevil (Jul 26, 2000)
- 40: The Fish (Jul 28, 2000)
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