h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The funny thig is that all of this is actually true!

That really was unnecessary.
Mine went all over the place for about a year.

Is that really all there is to it? It really doesn't seem to cover much of the stuff i seem to be getting subjected to!

Enlighten us.

LOL! "Uncontrollable underwear movements"? A very funny way of describing.. well.. you know. This is a very amusing article from a female's point of view.

Thank you, thank you, all complements gratefully received
Out of interest does anybody want to write "Puberty - A Female Perspective"? Now THERE'S an article I'd like to read.

Why.. ? It would be pretty simple...

"Ack! I got my period! What the hell.. my clothes used to fit fine.. now i'm getting hips and breasts.. and I have to wear extra underwear.. no one asked me beforehand! And guys keep on looking at me.. "

I think that's the gist of it.

I'm sure someone could put it in a funnier way.

Also of interest:

Maroding puberting kids in your hood, how they make you feel powerless and old.

Why is it everybody is so freaked out about maurauding teenagers? I mean okay, a small portion, a teeny weeny itsy bitsy yellow polka dot portion, are aggressive moody and scary, they scare me as well! But most teenagers are either short skinny prebuscent morons who WANT to be aggressive, moody and scary, but don't quite pull it off, or mature sensible, sophisticated intelligent people like me who spend there time wonderring when they get to do all the drugs/sex/nightclubs etc. that Channel Four says they should.

LOL...yeah, you do feel left out after awhile.

"What? They're rolling on E? And getting laid? Why aren't I?"

Teehee.

dawsons creek and it's three million clone shows are also good examples of this according to the writers teenagers are all supposed to be undergoing some form of depression or angst and we should have moody talks with our friends about our feelings and stuff
the only angst i can think of is if you calvin klein underwear is too tight

Oh know, the angst is very much there, day in day out, grinding you down, just turning YOU INTO DIRT! LET ME LIVE MAN! LET ME LIVE!

(cough)

Anyway, yeah a load of depression and stuff happens, although where Dawson's Creek goes wrong is that most of us don't spend our time psychoanylsing each others "deeper feelings" and "emotional needs" and it isn't accompanied by plenty of sex, sadly.

I know! It's like, a Dawson's Creek character would say something like..
"Oh dear, my feelings were brutally crushed by the staggering weight of his betrayal of my affections.."
While in real life, a teenager would say..
"That f*****g assh*le is sleeping with that ho.. I'm going to kick his pansy ass.."

THAT'S real life.

Well, perhaps that's not exactly how I would put it...

in dawsons creek they all are good looking and have girl friends and boyfriends and lots of money and no one every picks on them and they have really clear skin. Just like real life, eh?