h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is this a private flirt session or can anyone join in?

Hi Will! ... Is anything private in h2g2? ... welcome ... but if you try flirting with me, I will be rather unresponsive
Any drinks left round here?

tea??

Thank you, Will. That would be far more sensible than starting on the alcohol at this hour. What's available? Any chance of Orange Pekoe?
So tell me - what's new in your corner of the universe?

"Thanks dude!"

*Sultandude flys off, changes attire to his trusty towel, dons the necktie, briefly thinks of topping himself, reminds himself that no woman is worth that, and returns to the party*

"Yo everybody! Party on dudes!"

Well, currently I'm stuck in a dungeon with two disreputable women, awaiting the return of Tweetie. How's your day going?

Half-term?
Don't ask...

As usual my parents have dragged me off to Cornwall. Sure, it probably does me good, and I should be grateful. On the other hand I'm missing out on some serious testosterone highs.

Hmmm ... Cornwall versus testosterone ... I see what you mean. Not much of a contest, is it? You'll just have to practise being virtually virtuous ... I'm sure it will be appreciated by "she who matters".

*counting the hours till next Tuesday*

Count them,then multiply by 60.

There are five hundred and twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes in every year.

How do you measure the life of a man or a woman?
In years?
In grey hairs?
In cups of tea or coffee?

How will you measure your life?
In empty bottles?
Or in sunsets?

How many times in your life will you fall in love?
Don't forget to measure it in love.

....

"Yo dudes! Bottles and Sunsets!

Rock on, s .... and lost neckties ...

"And then some!"

It is not the lost tie, but the discovered pleasure that matters

"And what awesome pleasure!"

SINGS-Heaven, I'm in Seven eermm, I mean, I'm in Heaven-

miaouwoof
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