h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Peers at old man......*

So where's your pointy hat then?
Sorcerors always have pointy hats.....I've studied headology you see...

Hey GB...disaster...run out of ice-cubes on the island.
Any chance of a Malibu and Pineapple over ice?

Gagdreek: *runs in* hello everyone! i feel like a party! and a party feels weird!

on second thought... maybe i;ll just go stand in the corner over here.

*stands in corner with face towards wall*

*Sulatndude flys in dressed in his cool Kabuki Man attire, bottles of Moet in each hand*

"Yo most excellent dudes and dude'ess's! Anyone care to partake in a Y of bubbly?

THINKS-What is that person doing standing in the corner facing the wall, and why hasn't that sorcerer got a pointy hat?

Greetings.
I am looking for a male human to practise the art of flirting with.

Should we tell Pierce? He's been chasing all round the site after you for days!

Seven looks at Archangel Kes and decides he is worthy.
Seven reaches out for Kes.
Kes tries to escape, but resistance is futile.
Seven smiles

Resistance? I was supposed to be resisting? Nobody told me that.

At last!
A man who does not run away!
Seven is pleased with Kes.

What's been going on in here then?

"MMMMMMMMMM! Lucky Kes, guess my Kabuki Man attire samuri sword scared her off."

THINKS-She still has me knocking on the door in her space, must be playing hard to get. Never mind, I love a challenge or two-

I thought you were spoken for, sultandude?
Maybe she doesn't like a man with ties

"Spoken for? I don't think so exactly. You see I have pointed out to Princess Toy that I am not the best deal she can make and have made it quite clear that marriage or even long term co-habitation is not my bag. The fact that she continues to see me/use me as a lover is entirely her choise. The differences in our ages, although great is not so great as the differences in our lifestyles. I am a party animal, Princess Toy doesn't drink and stays in a lot. We are obviously headed for disaster it's just a question of time. In the meantime I think she's the greatest thing since sliced bread. However,I have never demanded her sole attention as she has never demanded mine. I think her sense of humour, so akin to mine, is helping us along but for the long term, je ne sais pas. We just play it by ear. I just hope neither of us gets burned too badly!

Amen to that!

*Kes reappears, looking rather disshevelled. He re-fastens his shirt and removes his necktie, which was almost falling off anyway. Hands necktie to S.*

Here, S - contrary to previously expressed view, I can tell you she does like a man with ties. You try your luck with it.

Aww Vince will be crushed
but what ese is new the basterd left me with all his work as well as my own so good riddence...not been here for a wile infact not been on for a wile...one thing to say...
Change the world today and make some toast

*looks at Kes and raises eyebrows*

*Kes tries to create a facial expression which suggests that it wasn't his fault, and he didn't really enjoy himself anyway*

*AGB smiles*

*Kes considers himself lucky to be still alive and in ownership of all his body parts*

What a waste ~that~ would have been...