h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Y2K] Knock yourself out.

[SFX: WHAM]

[Y2K] I didn't mean that literally.

*Walks over to haystack*
*Begins to search*

Now if I only had a magnet...

*ahem*

I found it!!!!
I found it!!!!
I found the needle!!!!

*Runs away from the haystack with fireproof inflatable dartboards covering every inch of her body*

I found the needle.
Here it is.

*Shows needle to Yo*

*Gives needle from the haystack to Yo*

ok, thanx. Hold on a minute... we needed to get new hay... here is your stumped card, and your account will be acttivated momentarily, There.... it's up, well, here are your first orders, I want you to get over to Tony's Casino etc, and look around, then report back with details. Go, I'm already there as well....

*Phreako makes her way over to Tony's Casino*
*Phreako wonders what will await her when she gets there*
*Phreako approaches the door of Tony's Casino*
*She walks in and begins to look around*

ahem, he just made it:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A572591

*Minos Krylma, in the announcer's box, turns on the microphone*

Okay everyone, you're making it too easy for the new initiates again. You keep forgetting about all of those.

*The Arena's searchlights focus on an entire field, containing hundreds of haystacks, just behind the first one*

Next time, don't hide all of the needles in that first stack. I know that it's hard work getting to the haystacks in, for instances, the middle, but being a supervillain comes with sacrifice.

*Minos turns off the microphone*

YEAH!!!!

Whoa, I just realized that it's been 3 days since I was last here! I've been in the sphere for 5 days! I'm getting out, I'm dizzy enough.

*Jimmy falls over and struggles to his feet*

Okay, anything else?

*Falls over again*

Just find a needle in that great big field of haystacks.

*Motions towards hundreds of haystacks on the arena floor*

Then you can join.

Oh.



blast...

<...looks to his left...>

uh...

<...looks to his right...>

eep!

<...goes searchin'. The sound of guns is heard in the distance as Jimmy searches the 'stacks>

Oh!I'm supposed to look for a needle in a haystack!That makes more sense!Thanks for the false info. corrupt.
*Element thinks on how to get a needle out of a haystack*

[Y2K] .....

[OOC]flaming haystacks now, mind you!

[Y2K] Now, the number of water-based spells I happen to know is ... um ... I'd say ... ... about ... uh, zero.


[Ancba] Did you count them?

[Y2K] Twice.

*sea knows lots of spells that would put out the fire, but keeps quiet*

[Nothing happens]

If you really want the fire out, I can close the roof of the stadium, thus activating the sprinklers. And, for insurance reasons, there is a fire extinguisher in the supply closet.