h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nope, sorry, you can't suddenly appear behind me. My above post SAYS that I kicked you into the sphere. Therefore, you are in it. DEAL WITH IT.

Welll, Kleptomania would be amusing.

Oh yes, It's not "Multiple Personality Disorder" anymore. It's "DID", and no, I can't remember what DID stands for.

[Y2K] Double Identity Disorder?

DID= Dissociative Identity Disorder (I looked it up)

[Y2K] Fine, whatever

Have I been in the sphere long enough?

[Y2K] No. It needs to be three days, REAL TIME. BWAA-HA-HA-HA! Heehee!

Oh... all right then...

do you guys put me on any kind of roster when I pass the initiation?

[Y2K] No. The only roster I know about doesn't even have the Krymla Leader on it.

well I attempted at one point in time, it's one of my guide entries labeled crime info....I don't even think it was complete at the time, and it's just a list with names, not even any links.

weee...it's been 3 days! I passed! by the way, no problem about the roster.

and oh yeah, thanks for the thermonuclear device!

Sure, go ahead, take it. It's not like I can't instantly fit the next convenient sphere with another one.

*Does so*

Oh, and there's one more part to your initiation, Clipboard. So, before you go firing off your Reality Ray without a license again, there's still one more teeny-tiny thing.

You see that field over there, in the arena?

*Points to a cleared out section of the arena, that contains hundreds of rows of hundreds of haystacks*

In one of those haystacks there exists, somewhere, a needle. Find it.

You know, I've been thinking about updating the STUMPED page, believe it or not. First of all, it's under Affy's user name. Why should he, the head of the heroes, be in charge of what goes on on the STUMPED Page?

*Choruses of things like "yeah!", and "why?", and "what?" are shouted from several of the various Gecko Warriors and Black Suited Extras*

And why should we deal with Affy, the acting head of the heroes, being mentioned as the leader of STUMPED, and Garius Lupus in what is, rightfully, Big Bad Werewolf's spot?

*More choruses*

That is why, I will officially begin construction of, (drumroll please)

*Drumrolls from everyone who doesn't want to be instantly shot*

The STUMPED Stadium, Initiations And Headquarters Facility!

*Mild clapping*

This page will still be kept open, of course, for archival purposes, but the initiations, rosters, and mission planning facilities will all be located at that page.

[Y2K] GREAT. Let's do it.

Somebody shove in that Sphere! I need the rights to do many nefarious and evil deeds! I may or may not also need psychological Help!

(Men in lab coats Approach)
Man: time for your shock therepy, Red.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Anything but that!

Anyway, I want to join, so I need a foot sent in my general direction to kick me into that Sphere!

*Doesn't kick Red Fox, but instead pushes him into the sphere*

Oh, and in case you missed it during the backlog, there's a mild chance that you'll be caught in a thermonuclear explosion. Bye!

*Pushes the sphere into the pit. Snaps his fingers, and Gecko Warriors rip the men in the lab coats to shreds*

Thanx, Krylma.

Hey, the walls in here are padded! Just like my room!

How come Red Fox got the Padded Sphere!

Same reason those nice men in white coats gave me a padded cell.

But I thought the whole point of the spheres was for us to get hurt.

An Evil Looking Demon Dude whispers something to SW.
"Oh, of course, I should have realised." SW replies, looking much happier.

The padded cells are just are a rare treat. I believe only two are installed with the padding, and the second one is the sphere with the thermonuclear device.

So, try not to bump into anything, Red Fox.

*The thermonuclear explosion shield raises up*