h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

wow, things sure have gotten good between lunch and me getting home from school....GO CORRUPT!!!!

*getting tired, hard time keeping up fast running pace*

Gets out and looks dizzy.

"Okay, I have to find a needle in a haystack right? Do I have to do it personally or" **BOOOM** (All of a sudden the sphere with the nuke blows up)
"Can I use my minnions?" She finishes her question without missing a beat.

(Voltear is quite impressed with the lack of flinching at the sound of the explosion although he wonders who was lost in the explosion, if anyone at all.)

[Computer voice over the intercom system]critical detonation emminent eta: ten posts

Well, thats the primary ignition charge on the nuke, better put the shield up ...Uhh Corrupt darling, you might want to get out of there....

Hmmmm minons... I think the same rule applies to the haystacks, as it did the sphere.....

*Phreako runs away in her sphere so that she will not get blown up by the nuke*

*Voltear makes mad dash for exit. Doesn't feel like facing the wrath of a nuclear explosion. Didn't have his wheaties this morning. May not be able to handle. *

hmm...

[OOC] The only way out is to be extracted by the claw, 8posts left....

blasted simos....

looks like it's gonna be a spectacular light show in a minute...

*Runs around in sphere*
I wonder how much longer I have to spend in this thing. Can I survive for the remainder of the time? Or will I perish in this great spinning sphere?

perish....

you are the keeper of furniture and inflatible dart boards... summon them and they maybe able to help......

can I bring the stuff I keep ..? <clown.

Yes that is a wonderful idea. I didn't know I was allowed to do that.

*Phreako summons some inflatable furniture and inflatable dartboards*
*Phreako inflates the furniture and the dartboards*
*Phreako makes a pile on top of her to protect her from the nuclear blast*

Yes!! Now I am saved!!
These inflatable chairs and inflatable dartboards happen to be radiation resistent so if anything they will only pop. Then I can just summon more if I need them

my inflatable materials are also fire resistant

phreako, would you mind making me some because i can't make any protective equipment and getting fried was not on my to-do list today so if you could help me out i would be forever in your debt. Thanx.

but are the teddy bear resistant ?

Huh?