h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They must have special courses for those people that describe the stuff on catwalks.

Oh yes, they must have. Otherwise things would get very boring...

Tabs appears on the catwalk...but refuses to walk on other cats Sorry couldn't resist it.

Tabs is wearing a fetching ensemble in shades of blue and tin. The blue appears to be small fish darting in and out of the water filled bikini top and the tin is the bottom half of the bikini made from recycled cat food tins lined with moss.
The fish are endangered species she rescued from the LiMPopo river to breed in captivity and then re release back into the wild.
An ecological effort!

* MaW's bikini goes green, as does the rest of MaW *

Oh my...

Well, everyone's bikinis are now described. Anyone who wishes to add, delete, change their description, let me know here and I will. Looks as if there's going to be a few more people than last year if people keep entering at this rate!

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*sweeping in*

*wearing a black bikini, upper part decorated with fresh red dahlias, lower part trimmed with flowing bright red flounces forming a skirt hula-hula style*

*flaming dark eyes*

You are now entered into the competition!
All we need is another 10 entrants, and it will be the LARGEST BIKINI COMPETITION EVER!!!!

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* MaW's bikini goes black *

Wow.

I might pester some more of last year's entrants to return...

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And an italic or two?

Peta said she would donate a picture last year, and never did... *tut tut*

Are there going to be any pics this year round? they were the best part last time...

-Lucinda

Lucinda, are you entering?

You should! You should!

* red bikini *

Well, on the plus side, if I want inspiration, I just have to look at MaW long enough

Though that does involve looking at MaW...

I hope Lucinda enters - it would definately add to the competition.
Sadly, we cannot have pictures this year in the same way as last year. I asked about it, but there's too much of a risk of copyright infringement. Until a better system of getting pictures approved is worked out, the bikini competition will stay black and white alone.
Although I could include links to where pictures are stored, so that if you *do* have a picture, it can be linked to; if you click on a link you can see it. The only thing is that you would be unable to use Fotango as the moderators seem to have an obsession with assuming a link to Fotango is a broken link (which, having used Fotango, I completely understand) and so moderate out the article the link is included in.
But other than that, if you do have a picture online, then yes, I can link to it.
(Tries to avoid looking at MaW too ....)

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I'll try and sort one out.

I'll try and sort one out.

I can't really portray mine properly, although perhaps an animated GIF might do it...

* blue bikini *

You don't _have_ to look at me you know.

Room for one more?

She enters in an alarmingly minute amount of plain black spandex, and a stunning pair of Jimmy Choo spike heeled sandals- black alligator with crystals accenting the instep and straps. And of course, her diamonds.

Hey Mina, check the shoes honey. Just to die for. And love the rubber BTW!

I hadn't thought about footwear! I must go and have a rummage in the cupboard.