h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wonders into main hall, big grin, watch in arm fully working*
Welcome everybody, welcome to the Grand Opening of this magnificent vessel, the Space Station Big C!
I am your host for tonight, Pr. C. Tonks, and I will be with you throughout this momentous occasion.
Grab a drink, we have Gargle Blasters, chinanto/mnigs, and all sorts of fascinating snacks. Ask me questions, socialise, feel hoopy, that's the aim of this forum.
So, what are you waiting for?

do you have any peanuts?

Sure, here you go.
*hands over packet of peanuts*
So, what brings you up here? Who told you about this gathering?

Oh, peanuts! *grabs a handful, stuffs them in his pocket. Grabs more and eats them* These are good. Nice place you've got here.

Thanks! You know, a lot of it isn't used for anything yet... well, what do you fit into 27 cubic km's?
*takes some peanuts himself*

was looking at DNA page & spotted conversation, saw your welcome & came...

hi everybody.

Ah, yes, I just had a slightly too hopeful notion that DNA might come. But he's a very busy man. Always in the bath...

DNA: now there's a guy who really knows where his towel is at... I think it may be more that he just loves the research too much.

A hoopy frood for sure! Yes, he needs so many baths to relieve him of the stress of researching.
*thinks 'stress, what stress?'*

*appears from a shadow, looks around and grabs an IWA*

Hiya!

course he's gotta have stress now, cos he's braved the mad world of the usa...

...I guess if we're really lucky, it'll inspire him to write a freebie novel an post it on glassbook... (you read the steven king thing yet "riding the bullet"?)

Woah! Er, hi! Where did that IWA come from? Computer! Perform immediate donut scan, and, if successful, teleport them all here!
Sorry, I didn't know we had donuts aboard!

Can't say I have, I'm afraid. Still, a GalaGroup Overseer like me doesn't get much time to read. But maybe now.

www.glassbook.com got it for free... (not available on paper)

Year it is a nice place isn't it. Oh sorry i'm butting in here i'm Snowdrop by the way.

*E wanders round with a tray of snacks, brought from the Great Hall*

Hey, nice one E! Woah, what's with the Sith business? You aren't a spy are you. I doubt that if you were you'ld say 'yes' though.
Know where anyone else is? I'm beginning to think there's something wrong with the teleporter array.

No, I'm not a spy, don't worry... Just ask Tatty...

And as for the telelporter...hmm...I'm more than willing to go on the spam for you...

Erm, I'm not firmiliar with this word, I have been away from this planet for a long time. If it means 'advertise' then yeah, sure, you do that!
I actually invited DNA to this meeting, he was online at the time, but I doubt he has time somehow. Always in the bath, as I said.
Care for some Ol' Janx Spirit?

Oh, I'd love to...but I'd better not... I think it might effect my psychic ability to always know exactly what people want...