h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Wings shuffle into the room. That's a new dance of mine.~

Hi all! I'm in a good mood today. I joined the Greebo Appreciation Society
Hello Angels-to-be!

*looks around at everyone and grins widely*
Oh my stars! this is lovely, just lovely i now have my wings and an official title which though somewhat odd does suit me in a strange sort of way
AA

are there any particular responsibilities of a new Patron Saint??? i should have asked earlier!!!

Just visit new users and try to be helpful.

I think eventually everone will be a guardian angel. At this rate.

Well that would shur be some greeting over 500 people saying hello.
If they can be botherd of corse I have not even been greeted by an A.C.E yet

Sadly the ACEs, like the Angels, can't be everywhere at once.

But we can try.

Yup we can- your page has been answered

Don't you just love h2g2.....ask & it shall be given.

Hmmm....

I don't want to join this crew of foolish ill-led spirits. I used to be an angel like yourselves. But I was thrown out of heaven by your so-called 'leader'. And all because I wanted to be Lord of the Universe instead of him! Picky, picky.

Stop this sickening welcoming business and join me instead, in my everlasting all-consuming firey campaign to doom all new researchers to Hell. Bwahahaha!!! Scum.

...But you are poopy...

(sulks) well, it's better than being mortal.

(burps a cloud of evil-smelling smoke in Dragonfly's face)

EWwwwwwwwie!!! If you are nice to people and love them, then in their hearts and memories you will be immortal!!! So... mortality is all in the mind...

And angels are all about loving people!!! Maybe if you tried that, Mr. Satan, you would still have pretty wings!!!

*Wiggles shoulders, trying to adapt to new appendages*
Hmm. This is going to take a bit of getting used to. I hope Tweetie's flying lessons get me launched soon!

*Jezzrian and RedFish shuffle theire feet at the thought of interrupting such high deities*

Ummm..... We applied to become angels a little while ago, but nobody answered, did we ask the wrong people? Or did everyone ignore us? Or did nobody notice?

hehe... oh it gets noticed, GOD is ever-present, he jut seems to be tied up at the moment...

Have you decided what you'd like to Patron Saints of yet? Once that is done, a ceremony will occur shortly!

*goes off wondering where on earth He is at the moment... *

FC, HE is everywhere. It's just a matter of which glass he's paying attention to at any given moment.

IT's prob. a very busy job, There a lot of stress involved in running the world.

I would like to be patron saint of the h2g2 fishes... or ps of nefarious deeds

Jezz wants to be ps of overworked A level students... or death desease and famine

Hey! That's my role