h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The informative but recursive tour from the above URL has brought Kes back here.*
I suppose Heaven is like that.
Just drop a note? Thought I'd done that, but, of course, it was right to lead me through the relevant information. However, as requested, here's the note (again):

Hello. I have already met some of you. I have been doing a bit of
soul-searching, and some shriving; I have got my conscience as clear as it is
ever going to be.
Please would you consider this application for me to join your ranks. I could
look after the lost poetry office, and I could organise all the music you might
need for special celestial events.
I do not really own an old anorak, and was able to answer "c" to two of the questions on the application form.
Please consult Archangel Fashion Cat for a reference.
I remain,
Your humble servant,
Kes

BTW, if by being technologically dumb, posting in the wrong place, and thus creating a purgatorial loop for myself, I must trust to your infinite angelic patience to extricate me.

Greetings Kes, Agony Aunt & Darth...

I'm sure we can find room for you all in our Heavenly activities !!!

If you have any particular Patronage you might like to try or a general area of interest, now is the time to make it known before the Grand Ceremony...

- Simply, High Spirited.

Oh. Thank you, your ... whatsitness. Sorry. Remembered - no title, no name.
I'm honoured.
I would like to be the Patron Saint of lost poetry, if that's permissible. Otherwise something musical would also be appropriate.

oh dear me! i am so honoured to be accepted as a guardian angel. i was quite nervous and just knew that there would be something which would keep me from joining your fine gathering.
i am not really sure of what i should be called, maybe i should just leave that up to the judgement of those with the experience
AA

umm.... could i be the patron saint of incessant annoying questions? either that or patron saint of evilness... no, that doesn't really work. patron saint of the easily amused??? lol. P.S. of evilness would be pretty cool though...

Hi folks,

just poping in to say hello to all of you

*pops in to say hello in return.*

And Darth, don't worry. I'm proof that evil saints can go far.

Thanks, Kasia & Dan. Your support is appreciated.

heya all...

kes, that link and info was directed to Sea who appeared to be slightly uncertain as to what we're all about...

was it helpful, Sea?

Just wandering if I can join this fine establishment.

Well, now that the formal stuff is done, I would like to join but I'm having a tiny problem. I would not know of anything to call me. MAybe your ex-pied angels can help me. I'm interested in magic, mysteries, fiction and I do a killer light"n"ing show for all party's bands and other cool stuff.

BTW, in case I can join, I don't need any wings I got some nice magical steel ones already.

Ah...God is busy at this very moment but he suggests...

the Patron Saint of the Personal Magnetism !!!

M.K*

I think it's a good one. Thanks.

But I'm still open for other suggestions caus Now GOD is busy he's also given me some time to figure this out.

yes, zax, they were very helpful! thank you very much for the info, and i look forward to joining you guys!
sea, future patron saint of evilness

Sorry about the delay in the Ceremony...

It's always the same when I ask one of the female Archangels to do it, they're just about ready after trying on the 67th design of ceremonial robes...

- Simply, High Spirited.

Kes?
You're joining our ranks?
Wow, you'll make a great Saint.
Let me see, the P.S. of Poetic Souls? P.S. of Ancient Mariners?
I'll be here for the ceremony...cheering you on!

Galaxy Babe {XXXX}

[just wanted to tell everyone that IRL i'm wearing a shirt that says "guardian angel"]

hello. i was milling around h2g2 and i heppened across this place, i was wondering if the position of guardian angel of sarcasm was open and what the job requirments are. thank you.
<"(((><

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*

I wonder if I could be a Guardian Angel, and what kind?

Bobs finaly got me to come on hereand he has decided I would make a good agel but I dont know I want all that (the wings and such the actual Job sounds good) so can I just be Musician to the Gods or some thing of the sort

Re a couple of earlier posting:

GOD: I don't mind the wait; I'm sure it will be worth it ... and you gotta let the ladies get the robe right ...

Galaxy Babe: Thanks for the support - much appreciated. I have suggested: "Patron saint of lost poetry" What do you think?