h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

DD, if you don't have any luck finding a chef in the next couple of days I'll do a stint in the kitchen whilst someone else covers the bar

*looks at the revised list*

*has a laughing fit*

I think that I live for that "Spartus - token drunk" bit. I think it's probably even MORE hysterical if you know him.

*falls over laughing again*

Yeah! KM can be the cute girl that stands at the door, ostensibly a hostess, whose job it is to act charming to passers-by but just sneer at actual restaurant patrons.

See, 'cause KM's just plain adorable, and she does the charming thing and the sneering thing with equal ability. *goes back to being drunk*

Please don't give her a stick though. That's the rule KM. You can be surley, but no sticks.

*wonders vaguely whether to be flattered or insulted by the nature of present display of attention*

*decides to be indifferent and snooty instead*

*smiles winningly at a disinterested street artist*

Um, hello?

I understand you're looking for a chef. I have a reputation for Italian cooking, and while I have never been to Italy in my life, I have over 12,367 hours of playing various Super Mario related Nintendo games under my belt. Plus I am the only person in the state of Utah who pronounces "Italian" correctly. Everyone else says "eye-talian"

--Erin M.

LOL...my favorite joke about eye-talian. I don't remember who the comedian was.

"Interesting. And where do they speak Eye-talian? In Eyetily?"

Shallow, once Peta and Abi approve the practical test consider yourself hired.

"playing various Super Mario related Nintendo games under my belt"

Errr....eeep. If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, I am tremendously curious about exactly why that makes you a good cook! Not only that, but that number you said is almost my Researcher number, so I think they should hire you, health inspectors notwithstanding.

I won't be nice to you, because I have a job to do, but I think they should hire you.

Any chance for a musician?

Yeah, and someone who hangs around the kitchen chatting and generally being in the way, occasionally venturing out to prove herself an incredibly *bad* waitress?

Musican good for going around the tables. Another Bad waitress well you can never have enough bad waitresses I say.

Well then, I should be a wonderful bad waitress, since I've never done it before.

Do I get the job?

Can I have a job working the expresso machine please. I've always wanted to have a go at one of those....

Why Peta you can do whatever you want at Mama Peta's if the espresso machine is what you want you shall have it.

DD - are you getting a little Peta obsessessed?
First you name the H2G2 film awards the PETAs, and now the restaurant is named after our favourite Community Editor.
Do I detect a pattern, my friend?

<BB<

Well the PETAs were community awards and Peta *does* make her own Pasta, so it was an obvious choice. Plus think of all the free publicity. $$

So, does this mean I can't be a waitress?

Grey Rose your on the list waitress away as badly as you can.

(btw can you fix my link? you guideml'd it wrong or something)