h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~grin~... Hello and welcome to The Cheshore Grin, Inn... Please relax and make yourselves comfortable... the first drink is on the house... ~bigger grin~

You sir, over in the corner... what would you like... don't be shy.. ~grin~

I'll have a pina colada, please, with one of those little umbrellas.

*Looks around at the spotless, very new-looking room.*

Nice place you've got here.

Sure you can... ~grin~... sorry about the lack of fellow patrons... but you know how it is when you start a new buzyness... ~bigger grin~...

~Greebo makes up a super Pina Colada... adds a fancy fishing type umbrella... and carefully takes it across to Gari... grin~

There you go.. on the house...

*sticks head through door*

So this is the new bar, looks good.

Thankyou Menza ~grin~... come in and get a drink on the house... oh whilst you are here... can me also invite you to my pre wedding bash at http://www.h2g2.com/A288632... it's held down below.. in the cellar's of this very establishment...

Thanks can I have a .

Only 2 and a half weeks now, I bet you can't wait.

Me is getting a little nervous... ~grin~... not of getting married... just of getting married in front of so many people...

You shouldn't get too nervous, you'll have your back to them for most of the procedings.

~grin~... Me can hear them all whispering now... 'Oh I say... just look at the size of her bum'

No, more like "Oh my god, she has legs".

Never fear... ~grin~... my legs will remain demurely covered until the revealing ceremony later that night...

That would be the private ceremony, with only one guest.

~Greebo blushes~... very definately...

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, etc.

say no more... ~big grin~

Oh you did... ~grin~

*strolls in*
hello, thought I'd pop by for a drink, got any JD's?

Thanks for the drink, Greebo. And congrats on the wedding. Hope you don't have too much trouble connecting to H2G2 on your honeymoon.

Did someone mention a drink?

Another drinking place in H2G2, what a suprise

Can I have a drink please Grebo, one of your finest.