h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All these nuts... must be making you quite dry... anyone for a drink?

*a lightbulb appears above Dan's head, illuminating the room* Oh, a simple bear... I just got that.

LOL Big Evil Dan,

Glad to see some action around here. If the band is with me, I'd like to play a little something for alicat after this beer.

*slugs down a beer in one gulp*

HERE GOES... *starts playing madly, sings*

"she's a lady, she's got time. Oh, brush back your hair, and let me get to know your face." *picks the guitar beautifully*

"she's a lady, she is mi-INE. Oh, brush back your hair, and let me get to know your flesh." *smiles seductively*

mike? where'd mike go? can't play w/o our bold and fearless leader!

back in my day, the young'uns shared their cashews... hehehehe

Hey Zax,

Wouldn't want you to starve. Have a few nuts!

*throws bag of assorted nuts, laughs as Zax begins picking through for cashews*

Wash those babies down and let's JAM!

-Mike must have gotten impatient, it's finally sped up again-

Drinks? i'll take some freshly squeezed brown cow juice..

Hey Zax, up for a little 'doors'?

* begins plucking bass line on e-string *

" Show me the way to the next whisky bar,

Oh don't ask why, oh don't ask why,"

BTW, did you get your cow juice?

waitin' on the barkeep-- she's a busy cat with the Grin hopping like this!
(remember, the band is open for requests! Menza? Dan? Peregrin? krunch? Lupus? Phil? Rocket? Greeb? Sally? anyone??)

mm doors!

How ya doin' Zax?

*looks sheepish and sings*:

"Cause if we don't reach, the next whisky bar, I tell ya we must die, I tell ya we must die, I tell ya, I tell ya, I tell ya we must die."

*looks around, screams:* "where's the bloody keyboardist?!"

(I think talking to all these Brits is getting to me.)

I'm a keyboardist!! Can I be?? Pleeeeease??

As far as I'm concerned, you're in!

Here's a little incentive. *hands Alien a BIG bag of cashews*

Now, let's see what you've got!

*Sits at the keyboard chewing cashews and plays some melodies.*
Well, what shall it be?

I'm in the mood for something fun, how about some ELP?

*waits to see Alien spinning end over end with the keyboard*

"Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, we're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside."

"There behind the glass stands a real blade of grass, be careful as you pass, move along, move along."

"Come inside the show's about to start, guarantied to blow your head apart. Rest assured you'll get your money's worth. Greatest show, in Heaven on hell or earth, you gotta see the show!"

*wipes brow*

BRAVO *tryinG to imitate the standinG ovations of 200 people* BRAVISIMO

MORE BRAVO


... ah and one Glass of cow juice please

Thank you, Thank you.

And now for our rendition of the latest nsync tu...

*cloughie is forcefully removed from stage area*

*crashes through a door*

Oh no! I'm l8!

*runs through, trips over barstool, rolls into side of bar and hurts very much*

It's ok, I'll play here on the floor.

Hope we won't just play jazz and blues. It's not really my scene, but I'm playing it to try and get some variation into my life. However, at some point I wanna THRASH, k?

~Greebo scuttles around making sure everyone has a drink...~ Hey you lot... play something by... er... er... you know... that group who sang Agadoo... oh poot... why not just play... Agadoo... wayhayyy

You got it Greebz!!

catch!!

agadoo it is!

~Greebo begins to sing..~

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA Do... Do... Do...
Eat a doughnut up a tree...
AGA DO.Do..Do
All those doughnuts just for me...


~grin~

LOL!

*catches peanuts in mouth - chokes *

But thanks anyway Zax