h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's ok if you choke Mike... me knows the Hind Lick Manouver... ~grin~

Hind Lick? Is that nasty?

I don't think I want to know...

Hello thought i would pop in for a quickie .... drink that is hehe
Nice place you have here Greebo

You know, I was wonderign why everybody here had an obsession with nuts. Then I looked at the people in the room...

almost freudian, isn't it dan??!

hey Greebo? don't suppose you have a pool table tucked away under the bar somewhere?

oop! that's my cue!

joining in the cacaphony!

Heya Spork! whaddya play?

spork-- spork! reminds me of KFC! hee hee!



OUCH!!

Hi Susie... welcome the to Grin... what would you like to drink... ~grin~...

Er... me thinks there's a pool table in the back room... me will make a new thread for it.. hang on... ~grin~

Just did it... and it's here for anyone who wants to play...

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=35971&thread=47383

Me not get it... ~grin~... why does Spork remind you of KFC????

that is KFC's utensil of choice, a spork. And no, that is not how I got my name

its the weekend again (almost) so I thought I'd pop in for few drinks before I go out, greebs could you line up the shot glasses, I reckon 1 of every spirit you have should be enough

Would anyone like to hear a song?

*picks up the acoustic*

Starts singing,

`Say something, say something, anything. Your silence is deafening pay me in kind'

Don't think I know that one. Does the band know Rickie Lee Jones' 'Danny's All Star Joint'?

"this bed is on fire with passion and love
the neighbours complain about the noises above
but she only... "

er... guess I shouldn't sing that one... hehe

'mmmmmmms when I'm on top!'

Sure, sing it! Just mumble the 'baddies'

*starts playing along though she hasn't the faintest idea how the song goes*

Just improvise to my singing then...

The devil went down to Georgia, looking for a soul to steal,
he was in a bind, he was way behind and willing to make a deal.

He came upon this young man, sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot,
The devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said boy let me tell you what.

From the top then?

"This bed is on fire with passion and love
the neighbours complain 'bout the noises above
but she only mmmmms when she's on top

My therapist said not to see you no more
she said you're like a di-sease without any cure
she said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore-
oh no, ah ya think you're so pretty-ieeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeee-ieeeeeeeeee

Caught your hand inside the til,
slammed your fingers in the door,
bought the kitchen knives and skeweeeeeeeeers
Dressed me up in women's clothes,
messed around in gender roles,
Dyed my eays and called me pretty-ieeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeee-ieeeeeeeeee

Moved out of the house, so you moved next door,
I locked you out, you cut a whole in the wall ,
I find you sleeping next to me, I thought I was alone,
You're driving me crazy, when are you coming home?

*guessing here*

Rayineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- Ray-ineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"