h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Brings in a box of donuts, ordered to the wrong thread ( http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=29575&thread=39110 )*

Offers the staff a donut or two

Thats not enought doughnuts to feed a hungry cat!!!

*uses banana in his mouth to hit the strawberries at Phil, who drops the box of doughnuts at Greebo's feet*

Mmmmmfg mmmmmmf mmmmmk.

Yeah, I must say that I ended up here after Phil brought the doughnuts to the wrong place. I ate one.

Yet another place on h2g2 where I can drink stuff! Oh yeah!

~Greebo glances up at Menza to make sure he is alright... produces a handful of citrus fruits and throws casually in his direction~

Do you know... me has just thought... ~grin~... that any newcomer to h2g2 might mistakenly think that we are all closet alcholics... the ammount of drinking establishments on here...

Yeah, I can go to the Aroma Cafe and get hyper of caffiene, then go to the new crew party and get drunk in the toilets, and then pop back here and crash out in the cellar. How mental is that?!

*gets hit in the head by a lemon*

Mmfg mmmf mmmfff.

Beer, Caffine, sugar (donuts) and chocolate.
What other food groups are there?

starts singing idley "Theres a black cat sitting in the sharow of a gatepost, theres a black cat telling me that luck's on it's way"

Rocket Rod tele-ports in with a HUGE box of do-nuts and a LARGE bowl of tropical fruit punch. There you go Greebo, there are all sorts of do-nuts here, pine-apple, mango, banana, and more. Take care with the punch though, it's just a tad strong! Doe's Menza usually hang around like that?

Rocket

A strong drink...must try!!!

I think Menza is the entertainment for the opening

*throws pinapple at Phil*

How cool...a pub brawl

Hot early I wrist.

Catches the pineapple, takes a large knife from behind the bar and cuts the top off. After scooping out the middle he fills it again.

Anyone for cocktails

Passes the pineapple cup, complete with cherry on a sword and paper cup, round.

Oood wratch.

Now lets see Menza. You're holding a lot of fruit.

Pulls a bowl from behind the bar.

Could you please put it in here and I'll wash it and use it.

*throws all the fruit onto the bowl*

*jumps down onto the floor*

*Knuckles start dragging on floor*

I think I spent too long up there.

*Phil goes behing the bar and washes the fruit*

*Puts all the fruit (chopped up of course) into a large jug, fills about 3/4s of the jug with lemonade and the rest with Pimms*

Is there any mint and cucumber in here to finish this off? I thought that it might help summer along if we start drinking summer drinks

Summer? Winter? it's all the same in the tropics. Can I have a large cup of punch please?

Rocket