h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Drinks are on the house... a colourful jukebox is in the corner by the potted palm... all is welcome in The Cheshire Grin... ~grin~

Thank you for the drink

*wanders over to the jukebox and puts on "Cool for Cats"*

Ohhhhh... me likes this song... Cooooooooolllllllll for catss..... ~grin~

What else could I put on, love cats possibly

~Greebo presses some buttons on the Juke Box... and a lovely sound emerges...~

'Come stop your crying it will be alright...
Just take my hand and hold it tight...
I will protect you from, all around you...
I will be here , don't you cry... '

~Greebo sings along... and then takes a large gulp of whisky...~

Beautiful... just beautiful... ~grin~

Indeed what a nice sentiment, You'll be in my heart

*Phil imagines being able to swing from vine to vine, like Tarzan, but the perhaps it's just the drink*

*swings from lightshade*

You mean something like this.

~Greebo giggles~... Here Menza catch these...

~Greebo produces a large basket of fruit and begins to throw them at Menza~

*catches banana between teeth*

Mmmmm mmm mmm mhf?

~Greebo hoots in excitement...~
Here... try this one...

~Greebo throws a Pineapple..~

*catches it between his feet*

Mffg, mmm mmmmmm mmmf?

Oh me says... that is so jolly clever... ~Greebo throws a watermelon...~ Try this one... ~grin~

*catches it with his knees*

*Round of applause*

Mmmmfkoo mmmmfkoo

~Greebo juggles with three cherries... before tossing them Menza's way...~

*catches one in each nostrel and one in his left ear*

Is this your drink Menza? Would you like some more.

~Greebo grins over at Phil and winks... ~ Lets see how he does with this little lot then...

~Greebo takes a punnet of strawberries... empties them out... tosses them in the aor... and hits each one Menza's way...

You know I've drunk in many pubs called the Cheshire Cheese, but never in once called the Cheshire Grin till now.
At least it's quiet in here and the entertanment is good.