h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It is I, Yo, running my harley down the hallway, to the only other active hanger in the building, just to say hi!

Oh. And there was I thinking it might be something important. Hmm. Time to get this mess cleared up I suppose.

* whoosh *

There, that's much better.

............... yep.................

~heads back down the hallway to his hanger~

~realizes he doesn't have a hanger, and goes to get one~

* looks around the sparklingly clean hanger *

About time I put something in it, I think.

* produces a spaceship catalogue *

~walks in~

so what type of ship are you looking for?

An exceedingly cool one, I think. What about this one? It's got the frictionless hull like a Disaster Area stuntship. Shame it looks like a squashed slug...

........tis a pity.....I bet they'll build you a custom job, maybe.

They might, but then I'd have all the trouble of designing it. Are you any good at designing spaceships?

.....it has been a long time since I've designed a ship......yes a long time......now I have a whole division that does the work that I used to do....I still dabble occasionally...what exactly are you looking for?

Oooh, medium sized, internally spacious, sleek, stylish, fast, easy to steer and with good brakes. And an ice cream maker.

now by medium sized do you mean fighter size, small frieghter size...?

Fighter size, a freighter wouldn't really fit in here...

* looks around *

It seems kind of smaller since I got it. Oh well, I didn't need all that space anyway.