h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm sure the meat will be happy to see us!

A happy meat-meet?

...Oh Linus??? You can have ALL my ale... Never touch the stuff! 'Ale' that is...I'm nearly finished with my salad. *bats her eye lashes (with a fresh coat of mascara on them) at Linus* I'm JUST about ready for my after dinner treat! *walks past Linus & slips him the 17 keys to the door to her bedroom*

*Looks at Pierce.*

Want to play Scrabble?

Whilst Linus is trying to unlock my bedroom door, I'll play a game with you. Have you ever played 'UP-Ward'? You play it like Scrabble, but you may also build on top of words already made, just as long as you use at least one letter that was aleady there...
and no making of a new word by putting an 's' at the end.

You know...I'm not even sure Linus will even try to open my door...what do you guys think? Should I wait to see...or should I just go pick on of the crew, clean 'im up & have my way with him?!? I'm bored. *sigh*

Scrabble? Well, why not? Could be interesting - apart from increasing my english skills.

Where do we start? What if I started by saying "Bricklayersdaughterspanties"?
What would be your answer to that?

I would say out loud that you were cheating because you only get seven letter tiles to make a word from. But, I would be thinking that maybe YOU should take Pandora's keys and start working on the locks....

Would you like a vodka and something, sweetie?

...I always wanted to play a game of Scrabble where, as long as you could use it in a sentance, it was a fair word. I.e.,
'tooloze' : "I can't wear thees dreez, is tooloze and my boobies will chooe."
*psst, mari-rae, Pierce doesn't need a key for my room, he knows the hidden passage...he TOLD me to be nice to his guests*

Reminds me of the english gentleman who entered the ticket office on a railway station in Paris an asked for "Two two's to Toulouse"...

Aye, Pandora, methinks it is time for me to "work those locks" and sneak up that "hidden passage" once again

Err, sorry for stealing your tiles, Linus, Gwennie and Pandora...

Speaking of mad cows and englishmen, Linus, I just heard about a young, female jouanlist from the BBC, who went out to interview an english farmer on the subject:

Journalist: What do you make of all this BSE-business, mr. farmer. Were do you think it all comes from?

Farmer: Well, you know, the cows only get f***** once a year...

Journalist (blushing): Err, very... errr, interesting, but maybe a little beside the point?

Farmer: Well, you know that we milk the cows twice every day, don't you?

Journalist: Yes, but what's that got to do with it?

Farmer: Well, if I fondled your breast twice every day but only f***** you once every year - wouldn't you go mad?

¨Yo dudes! Sounds like the cows have every right to be mad. Hope the festive season has been good for you all.¨

Nice one Mr farmer

*wonders why Pandora gave him her keys when she never locks the door anyway... but wanders off to check it out anyway*

Promise me you won't make her mad, Linus!



PS: I'm still in , Sultandude! Thanx anyway!

New Years comes but once a year...arn't you glad you're not New Years?!?

*wonders how Linus knows my door is never locked*

Hey Sultandude! How you doin'?

*takes a number and waits patiently in the queue *

*not quite so patient now...*

Santa also only comes once a year - and that is in a chimney...