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The Tension Sheet
Sergeant Mushroom Started conversation Dec 31, 2000
Ever watched Red Dwarf? Well, in series three, an invention is included; the Tension Sheet.
YOU WILL NEED:
Newspaper
Bubble Wrap
Red Paint
White Paint
METHOD:
-cover work surface with newspaper
-paint bubblewrap red. Allow to dry
-paint the words 'Tension Sheet' onto bubblewrap. Allow to dry
-use as stress relief by staring at it and popping bubbles
Not sure of your feelings on this one
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Ming Mang Posted Dec 31, 2000
Red Dwarf!! Brilliant program! Used to scare me a bit though...
But I never saw that Tension Sheet. I'll have to try and make it some day! 
Thanks for telling me!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Dec 31, 2000
It's in the one where the crew manage to find a way to walk into photographs
Aah...Red Dwarf.
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Ming Mang Posted Dec 31, 2000
Nooo... I can't think of it. Maybe it was on while I was terrified of watching it... 
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Dec 31, 2000
We taped them all (there should be a smiley)
I also have the books, and saw Craig Charles live on his last standup tour
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Ming Mang Posted Dec 31, 2000
*mutters annoyedly* sooooo unfair... (should be vaguely annoyed smiley - 
or 
don't really work for this sort of annoyance)
What was Craig Charles like in stand-up?
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Dec 31, 2000
Quite crude, but very funny...had traumatic part when he dropped his trousers
It was a smoky back room of a Jongleur's comedy club, so there was only about 100 there, and we were quite close to him- he even walked behind my chair on the way out!
Me and my mates really enjoyed it.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Dec 31, 2000
The only other time that I've seen anyone live was when I saw Spashing Pumpkins in November, and I HATED it- although my friend Laura found it funny. Ya see, there were so many illegal drugs being smoked, that I started hallucinating- and I've never touched them!
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Ming Mang Posted Dec 31, 2000
lol... you didn't enjoy that, then?!
Spashing Pumpkins?
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 1, 2001
Didn't enjoy which...you've confused me...(not that that's hard)...aah...
Oh, well, must answer both.
Ya see, I'd never heard any of their music before I went, and I managed to get completely crushed, as I was unaware that I was in the mosh pit
My main hallucination was that some stranger had brought me a cup of tea. She was walking AWAY from me with two pints of beer
Not very exciting, was it?
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Ming Mang Posted Jan 1, 2001
Oh dear... that's all bad... poor Sergeant Mushroom.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 1, 2001
Yes...all bad...
Hang on a mo, are you being sarky?
It's hard to tell on computer screen
Brother's footie team lost today...AND he went to watch...
Beaten by Bradford
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Ming Mang Posted Jan 1, 2001
NO, I'm not being sarky.
Beaten by Bradford??? NOW I'm being sarky!! Hee hee hee...
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 1, 2001
Well, it WAS Leicester, what do you expect?
If Jamie sees this, he'll kill me. No, seriously
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Ming Mang Posted Jan 1, 2001
Leicester? I didn't know anyone actually supported them!!
Is h
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Ming Mang Posted Jan 1, 2001
When I said 'Is h', I meant 'is he likely to see?'
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 2, 2001
What? Him look at somethink I like?
HA HA ha ha.....
Please extract excrement to your heart's content
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Ming Mang Posted Jan 2, 2001
You're not likely to get killed then... good, good.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 2, 2001
The 'good, good' depends on your point of view. Most of my friends would disagree
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