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In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 6, 2001
...so, sadly, the pots begin to watch their numbers decline with time...
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Apr 7, 2001
...but on the brink of extinction a miracle occured, the humans decided they were beginning to like the deserts and began purchasing more, however these pots were placed in another fridge across the kitchen, seperate from the dwindling pack. So the pots set out on their journey perilous to the extreme
In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 8, 2001
...stumbling across the lino, they had many perils to avoid, including the MOP OF TERROR...
(sorry. Couldn't resist
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Apr 8, 2001
(fair enough)
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Ming Mang Posted Apr 8, 2001
...which, according to popular myth, ambushes pots which venture out, and swamps them with detergent-saturated water, turning them over onto their backs so they cannot move, and are eventually picked up and thrown in a bin by humans...
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 10, 2001
...never to see the light of day again. The tale of the MOP OF TERROR
is chiefly used by mother pots to frighten their children into behaving better, but happens to be true...
In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Apr 11, 2001
...so the expedition to cross the Kitchen ended in tragedy when the whole group of brave pots was attacked by the MOP OF TERROR...
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 12, 2001
...and was decimated. The remaining 9/10 nethertheless struggled on across the vast expanse of lino...
In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Apr 12, 2001
...survived a brief, half-hearted sabotage attempt by the cat, and eventually reached the relative safety that was underneath the fridge. Upon arriving, they collapsed and slept for three days, and woke to find...
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Apr 14, 2001
......a mouse nibbling at the corner of a comrade.......
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Ming Mang Posted Apr 15, 2001
...who had been knocked out by a bouncing lump of cheese dropped by a human...
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 17, 2001
...who had been doing the can can while eating a sandwich. Now that the silliness had finished, the pots still had to worry about the mouse...
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Ming Mang Posted Apr 17, 2001
...which had recently got bored with nibbling pots and had began where the cat had left off drilling for gold behind a chair. Luckily this proves to be quite an absorbing activity, so the pots are left alone for the moment...
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In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 17, 2001
...and so begin to plot about how to open the fridge...
In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Apr 18, 2001
...and drill for platinum. The pots with engineering degrees group together to discuss this, and pots without engineering degrees get jealous and start creating an outcry...
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 18, 2001
...shouting "Why you lot plotting? Why we not got degrees? Why you want platinum?" The other, more educated pots then pointed out that they have degrees in engineering because they went to University to study engineering. The other pots were stumped...
In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Apr 18, 2001
...as they had never realised that there was a University under the fridge, and also (and more importantly) because they didn't know what platinum was, but didn't want to admit it because...
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In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 18, 2001
...that would show that they never attended any lessons in Chemistry, either. However, whatever it was, they wanted some...
In't it grand?
Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Apr 19, 2001
..as they were sure it would make a good topping.....
In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Apr 19, 2001
...on their platis, which were the pots' very own, very special...
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