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In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Mar 20, 2001
*rummaging in a cupboard*
*calls through from room in which the cupboard is situated* You can eat the biscuits if you like! There's pleny more! 
*starts removing things from the cupboard*
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In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 20, 2001
*peers at biscuits*
*selects one*
*dunks biscuit in tea*
*eats biscuit*
*drinks tea*
*pours herself another cup*
*sips tea*
In't it grand?
box to which there is no key Posted Mar 21, 2001
*closely examins biscuits, selects one and throws it into the teapot left on table* i'm the best
In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 21, 2001
Oh, no!
*quickly fishes round in teapot with spoon*
*fishes out biscuitty mush at bottom*
Mmm...biscuitty mush
*eats biscuitty mush*
*drinks tea*
In't it grand?
Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Mar 22, 2001
Hi is the tension sheet a referance to that packing paper which is painted red and has tensiopn sheet printed across it, such as in Red Dwarf? If so great. If not well hi anyway, bye for now.
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Ming Mang Posted Mar 22, 2001
Yep, that's exactly what it was about. If you want to find out exactly what was said about it (cos I've forgotten now) read the beginning of the conversation... it was probably quite boring though...
*starts looking behind a sofa*
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In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 22, 2001
There's no hot chocolate behind there! Only cats, drilling for gold!
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Ming Mang Posted Mar 23, 2001
Oh, OK then...
*starts looking under and in chairs...*
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box to which there is no key Posted Mar 24, 2001
Yes! (Eddie Izzard)i can hear them!
*helps ming to look under chair* hey! there's a colony of yoghurt pots living under here
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 25, 2001
Yay! You like him too!
Oooh...are they alive? Can you do a nature programme type commentary on them?
*searches in the teapot*
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box to which there is no key Posted Mar 25, 2001
*clears throught* ahem
we observe the young yoghurt pots, playing in the dust
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Ming Mang Posted Mar 25, 2001
...watched over by wary parent pots towering on each other creating a handy watchtower...
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 25, 2001
...from which they can see the runt pot being neglected and sulking in the background. He probably won't survive the next hoovering
...
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Ming Mang Posted Mar 26, 2001
...but they leave him to himself. There's no point in getting to know a pot that won't survive, and the young pots do the same - only it's sister pot wonders what is the matter, but her attention is caught by another young male pot...
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 26, 2001
...showing off his lo-fat sticker. His marvellous coloured sticker catches the eye of several female pots, but also that of a rival pot...
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Ming Mang Posted Mar 26, 2001
...who, also desperate to catch the eyes of young females, makes an attempt to cover his rival's sticker with dirt...
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In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Mar 26, 2001
...who, also desperate to catch the eyes of young females, makes an attempt to cover his rival's sticker with dirt...
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The Tension Sheet
gelfling Posted Mar 26, 2001
Sorry to butt in on your conversation but yay tension sheet! It's red and looks uncannily like bubbled packing paper and invented by "Thicky" Holden! "Timeslides" I believe...
It really is quite good at relieving tension, thought I don't know about the colour...(didn't matter, the paint wouldn't stick anyway!)
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 26, 2001
...but, owing to his situation, has to make do with dust and old toffee wrappers. Anyhow, the other pot *isn't* best pleased...
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Ming Mang Posted Mar 26, 2001
Hi gelfling!!
...and the instinctive sabotage attempt quickly degenerates to a high-spirited scuffle between the two young pots. And as they do, the females loose interest and wander off to have their own scuffles...
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