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In't it grand?

Post 501

Ming Mang

(What /was/ the problem? smiley - erm)

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In't it grand?

Post 502

The Theory

(I don't remember, either...)

peace.


In't it grand?

Post 503

Ming Mang

(Oh. Damn.)

...by landing on the person concerneds head...

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In't it grand?

Post 504

The Theory

...letting the ground do the dirty work...

peace.


In't it grand?

Post 505

Ming Mang

...which was, by general agreement, dirty... not to mention messy, and made the moon a rather different colour to normal...

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In't it grand?

Post 506

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

changing it to ultramarine


In't it grand?

Post 507

Ming Mang

...with randomly-placed yellow dots...

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In't it grand?

Post 508

The Theory

...and greenish swirls...

peace.


In't it grand?

Post 509

Ming Mang

...and occasionally a Norwegian flag..

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In't it grand?

Post 510

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

smiley - laugh

...which made the Nords down on earth extremely pleased...


In't it grand?

Post 511

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

but seeing as none knew about this having being eaten by a large moth


In't it grand?

Post 512

The Theory

After devouring Earth the moth flitted back to Bjork, where it belongs. It;s owner, an alien named Arthur scolded it and sent it to bed. However, this leaves our good princess, bat, and tiger in a rather precarious position on the satalite known as the Moon...

peace.


In't it grand?

Post 513

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

which having lost its gravitational hold was now hurtling towards a very icy death on the edge of the universe


In't it grand?

Post 514

The Theory

...The only idea the bat could think up was... "LET'S MELT THE ICE!!"...


In't it grand?

Post 515

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

*and so got out a flame thrower*


In't it grand?

Post 516

The Theory

...from a back pocket...

peace.


In't it grand?

Post 517

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

unfortunately the lack of gravity sent it flying to circulate about 15 feet above the ground


In't it grand?

Post 518

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

knocking into the tree that suddenly sprouted


In't it grand?

Post 519

Ming Mang

...radishes and orange paint balls...

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In't it grand?

Post 520

Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours

covered in spikes


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