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In't it grand?
The Theory Posted Jan 15, 2002
"But you can call me 'Ginny'. Now we need to talk strategy..."
peace.
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Ming Mang Posted Jan 15, 2002
"... you don't happen to have a safety pin do you?"
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The Theory Posted Jan 15, 2002
"Why, yes!" said Ginny, rather surprised. She ran off. Three minutes and 42 seconds later she came puffing back with the pin...
peace.
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Ming Mang Posted Jan 15, 2002
...which the tiger took, examined, and finally said "Any idea what we could do with it?"...
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The Theory Posted Jan 15, 2002
"I thought you knew? Isn't that why you asked for one?"
peace.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 15, 2002
...the tiger answered, "no, but I thought you'd see the point"...
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The Theory Posted Jan 15, 2002
...and the bat who was fluttering above dropped like a stone from laughter...
peace.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 16, 2002
(sorry, you walked right into that one)
...at which the tiger thought, 'mmm. Breakfast'....
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The Theory Posted Jan 16, 2002
...but the princess acted first. She poked the bat with her toe. After it gave a slieght heart beat she crooned, "OOhhh! The poor thing is still alive!" and rushed it to her family doctor...
peace.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 16, 2002
...who declared it a pest and gave it back, as it was by now flapping around madly...
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The Theory Posted Jan 16, 2002
The princess looked into it's beady little eyes and asked, "Dear bat, what art thou'st called?"
peace.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 16, 2002
...and the bat merely squeaked, because bats can't talk...
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The Theory Posted Jan 16, 2002
...but the tiger understood perfectly, he being a creature of nature, after all. He translated the squeek as,...
peace.
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The Theory Posted Jan 16, 2002
...and so Bob the Bat joined the clan...
(and for future reference, let's not have to translate for the bat each time he want's to speak...)
peace.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 16, 2002
...and so the tiger asked the princess, 'where is the person of which I seek?...
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 16, 2002
...but Arwen said 'I thought I was looking for Ann'
...
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The Theory Posted Jan 16, 2002
...to which the bat replied, "You were. But Anne died. Poor lass. I was appointed to take her place."...
peace.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 16, 2002
...'Ah' said the tiger. 'So where do we go now?'...
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