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The Theory Posted Jan 16, 2002
..."The plan has changed too." confided Bob the Bat to Arwen the Tiger and the princess. "Chooho Gahala Vminetti, the weird scorcerer is trying to blow up the man in the moon!"...
peace.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 16, 2002
...at this the princess blanched prettily and swooned, while the tiger said, 'Gosh!'...
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The Theory Posted Jan 16, 2002
...and, in honor of the princess, blanched too... though not so prettily...
peace.
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The Theory Posted Jan 16, 2002
..."Yes... however, with wings, anything is possible..."
peace.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 16, 2002
...the tiger pondered this. 'But you can cheat. *you* have wings. We don't...
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The Theory Posted Jan 16, 2002
The bat gripped Arwen the Tiger from the cuff of the neck and the princess by her gown and started to drift upwords...
peace.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 16, 2002
...unfortunately, Arwen had vertigo, and so he felt a little ill...
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The Theory Posted Jan 16, 2002
And the nice, pretty, princess gave poor, sick, Arwen a little red pill...
peace.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 16, 2002
...which made him see tweety birds and swirly patterns and other 
sights...
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 16, 2002
...which was ok, as they still had some way to go...
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The Theory Posted Jan 16, 2002
When Arwen regained consiousness, he looked around and asked, "Where am I?"...
peace.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 16, 2002
..the bat replied, 'close to the moon'...
(night
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The Theory Posted Jan 16, 2002
"Where's the cheese?" asked Arwen, who was starting to feel hungry.
peace.
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Jan 16, 2002
what type? was the reply
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Ming Mang Posted Jan 16, 2002
"...Well I don't know!" snapped the tiger, "I've never been to the moon before!" Then he suddenly realised just how far away he was from the Earth and fainted again...
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The Theory Posted Jan 16, 2002
...When he woke up, the princess and bat were gazing over him. The princess told him, "You missed all of the action! You were out for /days/! We already solved the problem by...
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