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In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Dec 30, 2001
...so he decided he'd had nough for now and went and hid in a soft toy department. There, he couldn't believe his eyes, because he saw...
In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Dec 30, 2001
...himself in a mirror. But in the mirror he wasn't a winged pig, but an ordinary human being as he had been before he'd somehow, inexplicably become a pig. He stared at the mirror in bemusement until he was tackled from behind by a vicious-looking teddy bear...
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In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Dec 30, 2001
...who just happened to be wearing a tiny red t-shirt and had a craving for honey, but figured bacon'd do instead. The bear had the pig by the leg and was bouncing his head off the floor...
In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Dec 31, 2001
...at which point both the bear and the pig were attacked from the side by a very excitable tiger who thought he was a hyperactive pogo stick and couldn't stop singing...
¦M¦
In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 1, 2002
...and so the pig managed to crawl away in the ensuing melée..
In't it grand?
The Theory Posted Jan 1, 2002
...but no sooner had the pig escaped before an astroid fell out of the sky and crushed him into little smithereens...
(sorry couldn't resist... if you don't like that, please feel free to ignore this post...)
peace.
In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 1, 2002
(never ignore a post
)
...but the 
bear and the tiger with a psychological problem managed to get out of the way in time...
In't it grand?
The Theory Posted Jan 1, 2002
...they saw the poor pig, smashed by an astroid and flat as a pancake. The tiger said to the bear, "This can only mean ONE thing.!"
"what?"
"Bacon for breakfast..."
peace.
In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 1, 2002
...and as the bear laughed it got a jar of honey out of somewhere and started to spread it on the pancake...
In't it grand?
The Theory Posted Jan 1, 2002
...while the tiger got unbelievable visions of Winnie-the-Pooh with his pot of "hunny"...
In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 1, 2002
...and so the bear began to get a little self conscious and frightened and decided to...
In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 1, 2002
...and so he tried to sneak off while the tiger was occupied with the pancake...
In't it grand?
The Theory Posted Jan 1, 2002
...but the tiger was tipped off by a paraniod android who was stolling by. The tiger lept up and chased the great grizzly. The android meanwhile was quite happy to pick up the flattened pig and feed himself...
peace.
In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 1, 2002
...although he did mutter about there being too much honey and how everyone always ran off and left him. Meanwhile, the tiger had caught up with the bear...
In't it grand?
The Theory Posted Jan 1, 2002
..."I say, I say. Where are you going, 'friend'?" asked the tiger easily, as he trotted behind the lumbering bear.
"Yawn" commented the half asleep bear...
peace.
In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 1, 2002
..."well, that's not very nice" replied the tiger, beginning to get annoyed, "you could have invited me..."
In't it grand?
The Theory Posted Jan 1, 2002
...and at that moment the bear stumbled into a cave. Following, the tiger kept his mind about himself and lit a match. Shaddows danced around the cave walls...
peace.
In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jan 1, 2002
...because no sooner had they entered than a flock of bats flew at them...
In't it grand?
The Theory Posted Jan 1, 2002
...The tiger leaped up and snapped at one. The bat's wings stuck out of his mouth and flopped crazily until the tiger could get it swallowed...
peace.
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