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In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 19, 2001
...type of plate. Then they'd look all shiny and nice
. So, commissioning the engineers to find the platinum...
In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Apr 20, 2001
...suddenly became very important for the pots to do, but infortunately they'd hurt the feelings of the last lot so much that...
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In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 20, 2001
...they got sulky and walked off...
Sorry, MM. Got to go. Jamie packs this computer up tomorrow. Mine's still broken. See you when I can
In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Apr 20, 2001
...to help the mouse drill for gold more successfully. The other pots were very cross, but they didn't dare follow the engineer pots because of the cat and MOP OF TERROR. Instead, they...
Oooh! 
Make yours work soon! *sniffle* Good luck!!
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In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 21, 2001
...went to the pub in the corner, and ordered...
On his for the last time. I may just but another, I've had mine since 1997
In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Apr 21, 2001
...the barman to give them some platinum. The barman was understandably upset at this and started swearing that...
Ooohhh... it would probably be simpler if yours doesn't work...
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In't it grand?
Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Apr 25, 2001
the tree which had fallen through the window following the storm had driven off his punters and they were the first visitors in ten years and didn't even want a drink...
In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Apr 26, 2001
...and so saying, committed suicide using a knife which was, incidentally, made of an impossible alloy of platinum and francium. The pots were annoyed, but there was little they could do...
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In't it grand?
Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Apr 26, 2001
except steal the knife for the engineer pots...
In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Apr 27, 2001
...and try to force them to do work using it. They sent out an expedition to reach the renegade engineer pots, but these were sabotaged by the MOP OF TERROR and as a result, ended up...
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 11, 2001
...with soap suds in their ears. This got them mightily annoyed...
In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Jun 11, 2001
...so they tried to get all the soap suds out of their ears and throw them at the other pots. Unfortunately...
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In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 11, 2001
...they realised that they didn't have fingers, and so went looking for something long and pointy...
In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Jun 15, 2001
...and eventually found a few pine needles on the floor that the MOP OF TERROR had missed while cleaning. They used the pine cones to get the soap suds out of their ears, but were not as successful at flicking them at people...
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In't it grand?
Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Jun 16, 2001
...unbeknown to the pots, the MOP OF TERROR lurked behind a corner. Hopping out grasped between its bristles was a treaty for peace...
...However the mop tripped on the engineer's knife and fell, crushing two helpless pots...
In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 17, 2001
...which were not best pleased, but were soon alone as the other pots fled in a screaming mob...
In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Jun 18, 2001
...under the fridge, which was the nearest shelter there was, and they refused to come out, whatever the MOP OF TERROR said it was doing...
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In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 18, 2001
Which, at that time, was the Cancan (never easy on your own
)...
In't it grand?
Ming Mang Posted Jun 18, 2001
...and the pots cowered quivering against the wall. The MOP OF TERROR, feeling slightly upset, tried to get the pots to join it doing the cancan...
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In't it grand?
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 19, 2001
...which, after much pleading and cajoling, he was able to achieve, causing a long sinuous line across the floor...
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