h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, my intercourse seems to have been reduced for some time but I'll try and write something meaningful in the next 40 days or so. Enjoy Ramadan
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Thanks. It's not me that's muslim, you know. I don't think ramadan is meant to be 'enjoyed' per se, anyway.
I look for ward to this promised meaning.

Here is a message with meaning. 'Never buy a horse from a man with three legs.'
I made it up.

"I see you have six fingers. My father was killed by a six-fingered man."

That sounds awful familiar. What's it from?
I am going to reinstall Windows soon so if I disappear it will be because I can't work out how to sign back into this damn site.
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That's from the princess bride. If you really want to get back to this damn site, you could do something drastic like write down the address. I'm posting new pictures of my statue.
How's life been treating you? Have you made scads of cash playing on your computer yet?

Boo!!

Good god! What a start! Where've you been? Breeding?

Yes, you unholy b*****d. I thought I'd stay quiet until I was allowed to work by the US 'government' and earning some cash so that your incessant badgering about said status would lose some of it's stingalingling.
I will try to remember to read these pages but my email address is a far more likely way to get through to me.
Ho de hum.

Hello Phil and Veggi,
Yes please don't admit to being Muslim. I read a couple of days ago that at the Southern Baptist Convention in Dallas a keynote speaker got up and declared that he had historical proof that Mohammed was a pedophile. Serious stuff and real close to the ranch. Could be a lynching party soon. I downloaded from the site Beliefnet which was welcoming all the new FBI agents that the department announced it would be giving the task of monitoring the internet for terrorists. I hope the loving couple and the sculpture are all doing well. Miss you guys and your snotty banter.
Worlds of Love,
JLCtheTTP

Snotty banter? I'll give you snotty banter you common oik.

Oops! I'm in Brazil. It's nice and hot here. Even during the thunderstorms. I'm working on a nice sunburn.
By the way, I had a look at your sudden design page. Very keen.

Isn't it though? Brazil, huh. Nice for some. Are you burnt yet?
Pheeel

print this out and use it to wipe the baby spit-up off your shoulder:

Brazil is very nice. I'm not burnt though I would like to be. I was hoping to get my south american skin back, but I still look like a damn gringo, even blonder than before, wouldn't you know it!
Tomorrow we're going out to kiss strange girls. There's a disproportion in the population of the sexes to be taken advantage of.

How are you?

I'm fine actually. Soorry it has taken me a while to remember the existence of h2g2. I have formed a business partnership with someone more leaning towards the web side of work and so the photography/graphics/web corporate behemoth that is Midline Design is born and Sudden Design falls bleeding by the side of the road.
Did you kiss the girls and did they cry?
Phil

stay in Edinburgh.