h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'Silly Man'?, 'Silly Man?' What makes me a silly man? Methinks you are talking gibberish. I look forward to seeing your stuff and nonsense. If that is what it is

Three spots, we got three spots

Silly man! We gots four spots!

Now fair Phil, your nuptial hour draws on apace!

How do you feel? Excited? Terrified?

I must say your are rather brave to want to marry into this country. Have you found a job yet? Have you learned to cry on cue? What is up (and down) in your life?

Sorry, I didn't notice your messages. I am good. Am I brave to marry here? Perhaps so. I don't know. But if this is where she is then so it must be. I'm not sobbing to order as yet though my upper lip is perhaps not quite as stiff as once it was.
I'm not scared anyway. I'm scared of being unnable to find wor but not of getting married. We get along so famously. How are you? I would like to see your work. When will I get the chance?
P
PS, yes, four spots. Sorry

Would you say you get along swimmingly? If so it bodes rather well for your matrimony.
Funny, that expression... Usually when one sobs it is the lower lip that flops all over. Curious...
YOu will see my work when I get around to putting up the pictures, be patient, good sir, and good things will come to you.

We do get on swimmingly indeed. All the bodes are well indeed.

You have been patient, and here is your reward.
aitch tee tee pee colon slash slash communities dot em es en dot com slash scoolpcher slash photoalbums dot em es en double-yew.

Sorry about that. You've been added. Got to keep out the riffraff, you know.

I entirely understand though I AM the riff raff
Phil

Riff Raff, did someone say riff raff? Well, you must mean trailer trash? Tah!

Hyuck hyuck, you better believe it. Have you checked the photos on the site? Someone done something drastic hyuck hyuck.
Are the sculptures many pieces in transition or one in drastic transformation or many finished pieces or what?

The photos represent the documentation of the progress of the work. It's just one piece that I'm working on at the moment. Many finished pieces, ha! Yes, it's a series called, "unfinished shapeless crap" or "studies in scale models of the quarries of Carrara"! But I jest.

Tomorrow I will have to wash off the paint that some barbarous vandal did see fit to apply to my masterpiece. Stupid punks!

You can blame my fiance for that. She's sitting here looking PRETTY smug about it too.
Less than two weeks till the wedding so if my messages become even more spartan or franticor suicidal you'll know why.
Phil

It just keeps saying 'No Replies'
Boo hoo
Boo hoo

Well, shite! I thought I'd replied with some witty commment or other. I blame the computer. Stupid computer. I'll soon put up some more pictures, but my progress has slowed considerably as some idiot thought it would be nice to steal the clay model I was working from. I have to make another. Man! What a dickhead!

And you? How are you?

Well, my dear old fella. Today's the day. The sun is shining and I am praying it will stay that way. I'm getting married. Again. Hurray
Phil

Best of luck, my man!
Enjoy the wedding night!

Thank you. Here I am, back again after the honeymoon and all.

Welcome Back!
Where did you go? What did you do there? How is everything in general?