h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The REAL meaning of the word FNORD is (sorry, you are not authorized for that information).

It is meaningless to ask the meaning
of FNORD.
We must ask the meaning of the
meaninglessness of the meaning
of FNORD
JK das unkluge

MILLENIUM BREAKING NEWS!! MEANING OF FNORD DISCOVERED IN OIL FIELD OUTSIDE LIVERPOOL

there
is
meaning
in
your
meaninglessness
but
it
is
maddness
to
try
and
find
it
all
things
are
that
are
not
not
you
only
****
the
ones
you
love
Eris
loves
you
baby

We are back
and
we
cant say
****
any more!

Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.

Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the
Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.

Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming.
Fnord is this really, really tall mountain.
Fnord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.

Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
Fnord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.

Fnord is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients.
Fnord is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.
Fnord is where the buses hide at night.
Fnord is the empty pages at the end of the book.

Fnord is the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
Fnord is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
Fnord is the little green pebble in your shoe.
Fnord is the orange print in the yellow pages.


Fnord is a pickle without the bumps. Fnord is why ducks eat trees.
Fnord is toast without bread. Fnord is a venetian blind without the slats.


Fnord is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
the lint in Fnord's navel.

Fnord is an apostrophe on drugs.
Fnord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica.
Fnord is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders.
Fnord is the source of all the zero bits in your computer.

Fnord is the echo of silence.
Fnord is the parsley on the plate of life.
Fnord is the sales tax on happiness.
Fnord is the preposition at the end of sixpence.

Fnord is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long.
Fnord is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.

Fnord is the donut hole.
Fnord is the whole donut.

Fnord is an annoying series of email messages.
Fnord is the color only blind people can see.

Fnord is the serial number on a box of
cereal.

Fnord is the Universe with decreasing entropy.
Fnord is a naked woman with herpes simplex 428.
Fnord is the yin without yang.
Fnord is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.

Fnord is why lisp has so many parentheses.
Fnord is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.

Fnord is double-jointed and has a cubic spline.
Fnord never sleeps.
Fnord is the "een" in baleen whale.

Fnord is neither a particle nor a wave.

Fnord is the space in between the pixels on your screen.

Fnord is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads.
Fnord is the nut in peanut butter and jelly.
Fnord is an antebellum flagellum fella.

Fnord is a sentient vacuum cleaner.

Fnord is the smallest number greater than zero.
Fnord lives in the empty space above a decimal point.


Fnord is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back.
Fnord is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
Fnord was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska.

Fnord is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
Fnord is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
Fnord is Jesus's speech advisor.
Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
Fnord invented the green hubcap.
Fnord is why doctors ask you to cough.

Fnord is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars.
Fnord uses two bathtubs at once.

Have you been abusing your conection to Eris?
It'll make you go blind!

Why not just put a link up? You even kept the spacing from the original... which I think was there to seperate individual's quotes. Make up some new ones for Eris' sake! It would be about time anyway.

Like:

Fnord is the missing period in Dr Pepper.
Fnord is the papa to the Ooom Pah Pah.

Fnord is the repeatedly rehashed in-joke on alt.discordia.

Fnord is the holes in Swiss Cheese.
Fnord is the little tool in a Swiss Army Knife that no one can figure out.
(Fnord may very well be the Swiss.)

Fnord is the recording telling you to hold for an important message when your phone rings.

Fnord is a musak "Stairway to Heaven".

Fnord is a country line dance in the city.

Fnord is the green stripe on the road in the St. Patrick's Day Parade.


Fnord is the protective lint that forms around a lollipop that was left lying around for Eris-knows-how-long.
Fnord is the popsicle stick joke with a misprinted punchline.

Fnord is the "Don't try again" message under ALL soda bottle tops.


Or something like that! That took all of 5 minutes. C'mon you guys, where's the future of Discord?



Rev. David 'id' Bills

Fnord is the fact that bush is alive
and dougless adams has died.

Fnord is the reason the three most powerful people in the word are named Dick, Bush, and Colon.

Fnord is active, never passive..
A Fnord is a Fnord is a Fnord..

Pope Moron
Lord of Nothing, Knight of the Tempo,
Keeper of The Temporary Suspension of Disbelief

Fnord is the way the techs down at the dealership spell the name of the car they work on.

fnord is 'four's letter 'u'
in the word forty-two

Fnord is the words you thought you saw in the newspaper before you actually read them.

It's not your mind playing tricks. It is reality playing tricks.

Fnord is the words you thought you saw in the newspaper before you actually read them.

It's not your mind playing tricks. It is reality playing tricks.

Fnord is the words you thought you saw in the newspaper before you actually read them.

It's not your mind playing tricks. It is reality playing tricks.

Fnord is the reason millions of fish go thirsty every day

Fnord is the time of day when the cuckoo clock meows

Fnord is the imaginary menagerie manager's dog

Fnord is the full stop at the end of infinity

Fnord is the death of a carpet

Fnord is the pair of boots on the end of the fishing line

Fnord is the fishing line on the end of the pair of boots

Fnord is the result of 60cm - 60seconds

Fnord is the shade of green half way between grass and cabbage

Fnord is the development name for the universe

Fnord is the agent inside the agency that's inside fnord

Fnord is the final station on the piccadilly line, just after Heathrow

Fnord is the final note at the end of Shakespeare's unfinished symphony

Fnord is it's own reward

Fnord is the skyscraper that is 2 metres high

Fnord is the graveyard for retired photons

Fnord is the first word in a silent movie

Fnord is the sum total of all human knowledge

I always thought fnord was the sound a tree makes when it falls in the forest.

Fnord is the reason why the reason why the so-called "(tonsil revenge) driving a Porsche 906 on an indoor board track with my hair wet..." was invented.

Fnord is everything that never was, but was supposed to be