The Tao of Space Dracula

1 cup Space
1 cup Dracula
Pinch of cumen
A blender
Add Space to blender, liquify. Add cumen, run on low until cumen is mixed into Space thoroughly. Add Dracula. Blend until smooth and slightly lumpy. Dump contents of blender into a bowl. Cut blender into several small pieces of assorted shapes. Use pieces to garnish Space Dracula. 1 Serve.
Makes 1 serving.

Assorted Space Dracula Info

Real name: Brien
Assumed name: Qürryx the Omniphallic
Actual location: Somewhere in Oklahoma
Fictional location: A space station orbiting the earth, with architecture somewhere between the stereotypical Dracula castle and a postmodern space station.
Actual political ideology: Some bizarre mix of Libertarianism, American "Liberalism", and assorted bits of Socialism and Anarchism, depending on how I'm feeling.
Assumed political ideology: Brienism (feel free ask me about it, if you ever see me)
Actual religious ideology: none/nonreligious
Assumed religious idology: [N/A]
1Ingestion of sharp plastic and metal may cause indigestion and irritable bowels.


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