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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 2, 2004
~disembodied voice~
Is that you d'E ? There's so much stuff in here it's hard to tell but I think it's just got two very large ones.
There's also a S*T*A*T*S membership certificate, a UCLA Bruins pennant and loads of photo's of Garius here. Some of them have lipstick marks and drool stains on them.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Apr 2, 2004
*looks jealous*
Hmf. Well. So that's how it is. *slings her pack over her shoulder and starts climbing down the tree, which is actually quite easy. There's even a ramp for the disabled running along one of the roots*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 2, 2004
*Puts on his pack and prepares to push the button with then needle Caer gave him.*
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Coniraya Posted Apr 2, 2004
I think it was Witty, in fairness
*thinks to herself that she has no idea what's in half her pockets, except for the top left upper arm one, where the carameliser is. Although she did come across the collapsible bike in the right upper thigh pocket....or was it the left one?*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 2, 2004
~disembodied voice~
.... several wine glasses and other paraphenalia with "Property of the Atelier" stamped on them, a Titania disguise, more weaponry than Mexico .....
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Apr 2, 2004
I hate you, RD!
Hey! Get outta there!
*shakes pants, trying to disengage RD, but then remembers it's just a portal to the storage dimension that's in her pants, not the whole dimension*
*sigh*
Sure, I'll put that stuff in there. But I make no promises that RD won't eat it all.
*puts pizza and drinks in pocket*
Just don't open the cabinet marked "Beware of the Leopard". Did you find the episode of The Quest where Red Dog is found tied to Saturn Girl's bed, dressed in drag and shaved bald?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 2, 2004
~disembodied voice~
No but I found the sideburn curlers, the home tatoo kit and my Tiger Skin trophy rug that you stole three years ago from me 
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Apr 2, 2004
/* Leads Zeppo down the ramp, the looks up at the raft */
Gee, I hope that is the deflate button and not a self-destruct button. Or worse. Labels have been known to be wrong. 
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Apr 2, 2004
*from further down the ramp*
Hey, it's a shopping mall! Here's a Banana Republic. 
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Witty Moniker Posted Apr 2, 2004
*Tucks a rolled up t-shirt in her tote bag without looking at it and follows the others down the tree.*
Alrighty, then. Let's get a move on before it's time for a tea break.
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Garius Lupus Posted Apr 2, 2004
Photos of me? 
sea, I never knew!
*Stands a little taller and puffs out his chest. Starts to descend the tree, in as manly a fashion as he can, stealing sideways glances at sea. Misses his step.*
Whaaaaaaa!
*In a mass of flailing arms and legs, GL bounces from branch to branch and then drops from the lowest branch to the ground, landing ingloriously on his bum with a thump.*
Ow.
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Coniraya Posted Apr 2, 2004
*tries hard to stifle a giggle and very nearly succeeds*
Are you all right GL?
*manages to descend the tree in a more graceful fashion*
Shopping mail? Oh look a branch of Mango!
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 2, 2004
*Waits until everyone has disembarked*
Here goes!
*Presses the button. The raft begins to expand, as if taking a deep breath, and then quickly shrinks to pocket size.*
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King Gobold the Torcless Posted Apr 2, 2004
*All of the arrows that had been sticking in the side of the raft fly in all directions, creating a posthumous lethal gift from the Gobolds*
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Coniraya Posted Apr 2, 2004
*ducks as she hears an arrow whistle past her left ear*
*another thumps into her right lower leg, quivers for a moment then falls to the ground*
*Caer rummages in her right outer calf pocket*
That was a close shave...
*pulls her 
embossed frying pan out of the pocket*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Apr 2, 2004
*Ducks the arrows but ear is still grazed*
Always wanted my ear pierced, didn't think this was how you did it though!
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Garius Lupus Posted Apr 2, 2004
*Sees a hail of arrows heading his way and dives into sea's Pocket of Destiny*
~disembodied voice~
Wow! This is huge! But what would she want with all of these marshmallows?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 2, 2004
~disembodied voice~
Maybe she's trying to corner the market. Hey come and look at this there's wardrobes full of clothes here as well ......
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Garius Lupus Posted Apr 2, 2004
Oooooo, look at all the plaid lumberjack shirts. Strange...this wardrobe has nothing but low-rider jeans and high-rider purple neon tube tops. Must be to show off the belly tattoos or pierced navel or something.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Apr 2, 2004
~disembodied voice~
Have a look in this wardrobe though ..... 7" stilletto high heels, red velvet hot pants and Japanese bondage gear 
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Meanwhile, Back at the Rift
- 1501: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1502: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1503: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1504: Coniraya (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1505: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1506: soeasilyamused, or sea (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1507: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1508: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1509: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1510: Witty Moniker (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1511: Garius Lupus (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1512: Coniraya (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1513: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1514: King Gobold the Torcless (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1515: Coniraya (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1516: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1517: Garius Lupus (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1518: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1519: Garius Lupus (Apr 2, 2004)
- 1520: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Apr 2, 2004)
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