h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wecome to me sofa. Feel free to take a seat and talk about...stuff.

*Mike floats over to the sofa*

Is it alright if I talk from up here?

course it is hun'

Do you know a writer called Edward Gorey? He wrote a very "interesting" little ditty called "The curious Sofa"

sorry davy, i have no idea what you is goin on about

ever seen ali G?

A reply of "no" to both davy and ally

Mike can i ask a favour...can you get yer mate kat in here?
a forum without her is like ali without boyakasha

but maybe i is bein too nice

she aint dat good

Hola, Ally S, thank you for taking me to here

Oh hola Pentra...did you get here alright?... to here was ok for you?

i am not sure where ' katsy is... you know katsy?
i told her about you speaking the espagnol.
i am afraid i only speak italian

have fun... f u n

are you in the spain now?

wow... lucky it is hot there...it cold here

I'm sure Katsy will find her way here...nut if she doesn't I'll give her a pointer.

But only if you get me down off the roof.

Hola Ally S. I am at Great Britain now. it is cold. I hear Katsy her be at my page and write.

you go to mi page and look me.

aha i like the picture...you say you are how old... what is the number of your age pentra. I am 14.. you?

What is wow.

I have 19 years old. Where is you live?

Wow is like an exclamation. When you are surprised/shocked, chances are you could end up saying "wow".

If you find something unbelievably funksome, then you can say "wow that rox!"

i'm sure he knows what funksome means mike.

I live in the Southend Pen... is in the southern of london

The great thing about english is that you can string s**t together and make up your own words.

But nobody is better at that then the Germans. Wow, you sure get long numbers from those guys.

NOBODY IS BETTER THAN THE GERRY'S? HOW DARE YOU!
A BOWL OF MAGGOTS IS BETTER DAN THE GERRY'S

What is funksome and s**t.