h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I is going to go. I must go with my friend.

I not hear of Soutend, it is nice?

Adios

funksome is a word that mike made up- ignore it.
s**t is what your dog does out of it's arse (backside)

Well, what have the Germans given us?

Well, they did help cut down the world's population a bit in the '40s. If they didn't them imagine how overcrowded things would be now.

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.

The Germans are lucky that I'm in a good mood right now...

hmmm... i'm not sure what to say to that Mike. Maybe you have got a point. But adolf did it for the wrong reasons. Nope ,you definatly havent got a point.

We must be the only language where you can say "Yes no" and have it make sense.

Hey all you happenin' peeps!!
*feels that this is the correct way to enter a party*

Anyways, I was just wanting to contribute to the extra long party!
And I wanted to add:
I think this is the only language you can say a lot of wierd things and have them make sense -to someone at least! -as long as you add 'or something' to the end. That automatically lets at least one third of the people you are talking to understand almost imedeately what you are talking about.

I was going to also say that I wanted to join the party because:

I don't seem to have the knack for contributing in snow-duels, in an any howtown

I was going to also say that I wanted to join the party because:

I don't seem to have the knack for contributing in snow-duels, in an any howtown

Well, Ally, can you please tell us the right reasons for wanton genocide?
(meesa not being serious again!)

Me and a friend a compiling a list of 666 in as many different languages as possible. I think the German one is the longest yet.

Hey, Pen_Is! Could you please tell me what 'six hundred and sixty six' is in Spanish please?

Alright Ally, I'm not sure if you're slagging me off or praising me. Half and half I think.
Alright, so I'm here now, it's just that everytime I'm about to come here me mum chucks me off the 'net, which is what she's about to do now, so see ya.
Oh, you might not her much of me today 'cos I'm going to London soon then I'm going out to a party this evening. Must go.

oh daaaaaaarling... a party? How grand!!!

Mike...what are you sayin about genocide?

where's Pentra today?

Also, P'hul, i have to let you know that if you is lookin for a party, this aint it. this is a room to escape from the party (which is next door) and just chill on the sofa and talk about any old shit.

Thanx for your time though, appreciated.

What is genocide.

aha Pentra, my main man...

how are you?

Hola Ally s, I be here.

bien. and you.

Lo siento, I be with my friends.

I am main man? what is these.

it means i respect you Pentra.. respect is el respeto do you understand? Entiende usted?

Lo Siento,

seicientos a sesenta seis.

Mike A, these is 666 el espanol.

Why you want these.

ce, gracias senorita. Io Entiende, Io respeto usted.

You is bueno el Espanol.