h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am 14 years old. I will e-mail you soon!

Geez!

I was just saying things-

sorry to bother you all

Hello Pen_Is, I have heard so much about you, I have heard you live in London? You probably don't understand a word I'm saying!! I would translate it into Spanish but I've forgotten the address!!

I can see I'm way out of my depth here!!
All I know in Spanish is gracias, Asta La Vista (sp?) and that's about it!!

Pen_Is, maybe you could tell me what the words to "bailamos" mean, is that ok?!? - thanx

The X File.

Wow - I haven't been on here for ages!!

Welcome back Jeni!

Hi Jeni

Hey P'hul, what was it you'd said?

1 MORE DAY OF SCHOOL, 1 MORE DAY OF SORROW, 1 MORE DAY AND WE CAN ALL LEAVE THE HELLMOUTH!

And I still haven't done my history project which I've had 6 weeks to do! Is that neat or what?

Bad Katsy!!!

I've finished school now...I got a friend who's been off for a week, the fiend.

The history teacher so believed me! What I did kinda changed, I was gonna just search frantically through my folder and say I couldn't find it, but when I came into the classroom I discoverd my folder had opened and loads of stuff and become unatached, so I used that saying that I can't find it so it must have fallen out, and I made sure that the history teacher saw that my stuff had gone everywhere, like fallen out. I made a huge fuss as well over nothing so he believed me, so now I've got extra time to do a project that is overdue and I haven't even started!
What really sucks is that Ally S and me have got a mock SAT's paper to do for maths and we've been advised to take an hour and 10 mins! That sucks so badly!

I AM NOT DOING ANY HOMEWORK UNTIL THE FIRST OF MAY!

Mike.... i have see da infamous pic...

hehehehehe

I've caught a bad cold in the past few hours and it's really getting me down. *sniffle* I'm going away on Wednesday, I hope I'm better by then.

So have I K, by the way... do you realise you actual rule in h2g2?
Respect is going out to you majorly K.

I got an e-mail from ya bro btw...telling me that warnings of viruses are a hoax...

He e-mailed you? He also e-mailed me telling me to check some website to find out if it's true. Jeni sent me the original e-mail.

Have you heard from JJ today cos she hasn't been online for like ages

I think she's abandoned h2g2 for the other chat-lines.

Oh Dear... now that is a shame, and where's Atkin?

JJ is gonna have to take the rap if she is abandoning The Massif cos that is just .... erm.. whateva, you know what i is gettin @

c ya

Ally, I'm suddenly coming to terms with that thing about the Skandal connection. Can you believe it? If it was I'd be, like, flipping meself like mad!

erm.. i wouldnt like to say flipping meself to too many people...

Hello Ally, I've been out of town for a little bit. I managed to get onto the internet on my mate's Dreamcast! Since thec Dreamcast has no temporary internet files and leaves no traces as to where you've been, we looked at some porn sites.
Even my own godly imagination never thought up some of the shit we saw

The infamous picture...me and mother in Trafalger Square. It's hardly John Lennon signing his future assassin's autograph, is it?

I said nothing important really.

But I do wish i was in school.

so that I could be getting out by now, and turning in excuses and late papers &
stuff!

They say the school years are the best of your life. Maybe they're right. You just gotta -make- them the best years! Christ knows that I am!