h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

okaaaaaaaay.

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A Freak is someone who doesn't fit in anywhere, an outcast. Those who go around saying 'Hey, I'm a Freak!!' and stuff are obviously rich kids with nothing better to do, they fit in well everywhere but think they will go all "alternative" by dying their hair red or something. It's a sad state of affairs and something we all have to live with.

How do you know?
I'm not a rich kid, I haven't got red hair.
And socially I don't feel that I fit in in a lot of places.

same applies to me. except for the hair......IT WAS A MISTAKE I TELL YOU! sorry.

I'm me.
I don't like people much.
Some of them are nice.
(particuly the buxom ones).

So you would be a (buxom) people person?
Its a very weird word that- buxom. Almost busom but not quite.
Is anyone else seeing some parallels here?
(Hey if I've posted here, will I get my name on the article as promised. Oh, and can someone tell me the URL for the Freaks logo please?)

I can't but I can tell u it was my school's swimming gala today. Yay lot's of nubile young girls.

that sounded sooo pervy, sorry.
I'm not a kinky old man, I'm young just not as young as most of the other peeps in this forum. . well 15.

Oooo, now I feel really old. Well 16. But if you're older than most of the people on this forum then I'm really ancient!

hehehehe.
When I'm 16 I'll be a prefect.
Hehehehe. I'm such a show off.

hehehehe.
When I'm 16 I'll be a prefect.
Hehehehe. I'm such a show off.

i don't disagree

Hehehe I'm already a prefect.
And I'm the best kind: a library prefect *ask me how*
Or better yet, read my guide entry on librarians
*shameless self promotion of homepage which has been getting lonely recently*

I went there earlier, it's very homely.
there isnt even have a library at my school. They got rid of it to make room for another classroom.

*gasps* That's so wrong! How could anyone possibly destroy a library? Sadists!

16????? I'm 18 and really feeling out of place...

It's terrible... Shouldn't be allowed - I hate people who have no respect for books. Or those who delibereately crease the margins, put cups of tea on them til they're stained or bend them right back instead of merely opening them.

BB - who is an ancient 20.

Nah we love old people.
*pauses*
Did I say old? I meant... ummm... mature. Yes, mature people. We love you!
*slopes off with her metaphorical tail between her legs*
*eg*

I'm still a baby. 13. :-|