h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*opens bunker*
*pulls Greebo and Bob in*
*shuts and locks transparent door*
*the sun is blotted out by something VERY large*
*pulls Dan in as well*
*it gets closer and closer - it's the VERY large pie bomb*
*NNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW*
SPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*ups hatch*
*hops on miraculously clean cannon and prepares to head for the hills*

*Dripping with custard, pulls out her trusty six shooters and squirts chocolate syrup right between Baldrick's eyes.*

*soaks mari-rae in sticky, clammy mud*

*Walks camly out of the bunker reaches in to the wall and pulls out a beach buggy with a extreamly lardge gun on top*
Hedding for the hills sound like a good plan especakky because mari-rae is a good shot.
*as if to proove his point she shoots him right in the center of forhead.*

*squirts mari-rae again with mud*
Shall we leave?
*turns cannon into 'Ready to Leg It' position*
*cannon hovers*

*Starts engin and every body realises what they first mistuk for a gun is actully an after burner*
Lets go
*an sonic boom throws every boddy to the floor adn all that is left of Bob is a hole in the fence and a trail of fier leading off in to the distace.*

Wait for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shoots off on cannon*

*Dripping with mud and ooze, alicat heads for the pool. Where once there was fairly clean water with a few bugs there is now just mounds of the same ooze. alicat gets the hose and cleans off mari-rae, Gwennie and herself.* Wait until Greebo sees this mess.

Oh my... ~Greebo shakes her head~ Oh my... my... my... this is terrible... time for a new party thread me thinks... everyone back inside for the pyjama party... ~grin~ http://www.h2g2.com/F29575?thread=67585&post=499946

Hello All... sorry for the unexpected emergence of an old thread... long may it rest in pieces... ~grin~ Me going on an adventure... need researchers with spirit to accompany me... lots of imagination required... pack a lunch and a change of underwear... and head here... http://www.h2g2.com/F29575?thread=74248 see you there... or er... ~grin~... me won't me guesses...