h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*runs back*

Did someone say drinks.

Large if you're still about...

*Wheels are turning in her head: Baldrick is buying votes, Baldrick is a god, Gods can do anything. Jack pot!!!*

Hey there, Baldrick! What will you give me for my vote?

Sorry Mari-Rae,

I think, I might have something to say about that matter !!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

Well God, if you'll vote for me, Heaven will become better than ever.
marie-rae: Standard bribe - everlasting booze.

if eeryone will please proceed to Dr E Vibenstein's homepage and vote for me in his opinion poll. There's booze in it for you!

Sorry to say I already voted.

Address to cast my vote, please?

Feels in awe that GA has spoken to her. ! Baldrick, I kinda already have all the booze I want. Haven't you got anything else?

*Pulls Baldrick to one side and whispers in his ear*

I have, from a well established source, that Mari-Rae would be susceptible to a bribe promising an endless supply of nice YOUNG MEN...

*Pours herself a large cup of tea and sits down with a smug grin on her face*

Oi! Menz! Who For?


Thanks Gwennie!

There you have it.

*Suddenly there appears a hoard of hunky looking young men. They are short and tall, blonde and dark, fair skinned and black. The line of them disappears over the horizon. The closest of them try to hover around in Greebo's backyard where Mari-rae is standing. The party-goers are pushed to the side. The drinks table is knocked down and the pizzas are being trampled. Quickly Mari-rae's hands and feet are drenched from being pressed passionately and kissed. She is thrown off balance and would fall, except there are too many nice young men around her to allow it.*

BALDRICK!!! GET RID OF THEM!!! GWENNIE, I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!

*Gwennie is too busy rolling around on the floor with laughter to hear Mari-Rae's threat which is muffled as she disappears under her throng of YOUNG MEN*

BALLLLDRRRRRICK!!!

Hey, watch where you're putting those hands! No, I don't want any of it! Just leave me alone!! Gwennie, you are in big trouble. Ouch! Hey back there, what do you think I am? Oh no, not again! Stop it!

*another jet of water hits the young men*
*effect minimal*
Arse. i could try something else, stronger but......

*Looks up from her mirth and spies the hordes of wet YOUNG MEN*

Ooh! I just love wet t-shirt competitions!

*Starts to take pictures*

Hey! Mari-Rae! Give us a huge smile...No! Stop that - you're hurting him. I'm sure he didn't mean to pinch you there...Mari-Rae! Let go of that young man's throat - he's turning blue!

BALDRICKKKKKK! You'd better hurry up and do something really quick before she commits murder...

I can do something, but it'd probably hurt her as well......

At this point in time I think you are hurting her anyway, so get rid of them.

*Tires of picking pieces of "everything" off of pizza and opts, instead, for a plain cheese and pepperoni.* Would you like a nice v.t., Gwennie? Baldrick has kindly produced a well-stocked bar for our pleasure. I think I'll have one as well.

OOOOPS. That posting was not meant to go there. Damn that &latest=1 thing. *alicat is led away by a group of disapproving young men.*

*begins to suspect there may have been a smile on her face as she left*