h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Actually, the milk is quite good. The weedkiller isn't, however.

*goof has found a huge stash of unattended booze, so starts drinking*
I'll read the backlog when I'm finished here...

That credit card has sure come in handy, hasn't it, Mari-rae. Pizza!!!!!! I'm glad the moose was all gone.

Pizza!

Thanks for the booze, Baldrick. You've bought...I mean, GOT my vote so far.

Can someone get me a pizza too, just make sure there is no pineapple on it please.

*snap*
*pizza comes flying in from the general direction of the swimmming pool*
One pizza.

*The pizza guy shows up with every variety of pizza in every combination. He waits for a tip and Mari-rae points out Baldrick to him. hehe!! Takes a few slices from the 'with everything except anchovies' pizza.*

Menza, how come you're not allergic to cheese, then? Hey, wouldn't it be something if our next President was actually a Possessed by an Alien Pod Type person?

*Begins to watch Baldrick with suspicion.*

You're just a little paranoid.
*snaps fingers*
*the pizza guy is knocked away miles by a hard stream of water*
Problem solved.

LOL. You've certainly got the problem-solving abilities of a good president. *Takes a slice of pizza with everything on it.* Boy, they really meant EVERYTHING, didn't they.

LOL!!

*Surveys Alicat's pizza with "everything" on it with disdain*

Well, I certainly hope it tastes good as it's appearance is far from tasteful!

*Lifts a miniature model of The Titanic from the pizza and examins it closely*

You could have swallowed that, choked and sued the pizza company for thousands, you know...Would you like me to put it back?

*Goof removes Gwennie from the Pizza with "everything".*

You might want to put those clothes in to soak. Cheese and tomato stains are hell to get out if they get cold.

If I may remove the stains?

I'm fine with cheese, its the unfermented stuff the I can't handle. There is no sugar in cheese, so I'm fine.

Right. So if I were to give you this Suspect Package with milk.....

RRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN

*disapears over the horizon*

*Watches Menza disappearing over the horizon through a pair of cracked opera glasses, stolen from Coely in another forum*

My, that lad can run!

*Produces a long-range custard pie throwing implement, gets the rapidly shrinking Menza in her sights and fires*

Oh shot!!! He's down and covered in custard!

*shouts back*

I hope you made this with Soya milk.

*Picks up her mobile phone and sends Menza a text message*

"But of course!"

*Also sends*

Come back, we need some drinkies please!