h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No problem, Greebo!

*Produces a hair dryer, gel spray, a large paddle brush and approaches a horrificated Greebo*

Now, just sit still, and we'll soon have you looking superb!

*Is looking down at herself, also with horrification. Unseemly black and blue patches are darkening all over her. Also, big hanks of her hair had been ripped from her scalp for souvenirs. Limps over to the bar table and mixes a nice large vt for self, one with extra v in it.*

I am going to make a wish now. Any of you gods, or demi-gods, or saints that want to grant it, I would really appreciate it. I wish we had the hot tub back that we had on Vitlurub VI. It was magical because no matter how many people got into it, there was always room for someone else. And it came equipped with a curly waterslide too. I wish for that hot tub to be here right now in Greebo's back garden; filled and functioning properly. ~sighs~ I was very fond of that hot tub.

*Looks round hopefully for Baldrick, but decides he must be busy creating havoc elsewhere*

Hi Mari-Rae! Err...Sorry (again). *Grins apologeticaly and gently tries to straighten Mari-Rae's hair*

In Baldrick's absence, may I suggest using this book which he left lying around...

*Passes Mari-Rae a large, blue, battered leather bound book with the title "Recipes for a God" in embossed letters on the front*

We could give it a go, if we're REALLY, REALLY careful...

I'm thinking of chnging my name. Mightily Oats, Anyone? Ridcully? The Dean? Volrath the Fallen? Alundra: The Releaser? Fowler the Damned? Greven Il-Vec? Kitsune Diro? Any suggestions? Anyone casting a vote for a name? They can do so here: http://www.h2g2.com/F29855?thread=66487 Anyone in this forum is especially invited!

*releases rat*
*rat makes beeline for Gwennie*
I've been walking - just got back.

Just in time it seems.

Er Menza... are you sure curls are in????

*Gently scoops up Baldrick's rat and starts to brush it as it settles down for a snooze in her arms*

Hi Baldrick! I suppose you want your book back! Mari-Rae and I were just about to do a bit of god-like creating...And what do you mean by he got here just in time, Menza? Do I detect a certain lack of confidence in Mari-Rae's and my abilities to play at being a god?

*Stands back to admire her work and Greebo's curly locks*

Suits, you Greebs! Of course curls are in vogue!

*Turns her nose up at the giggling Baldrick*

~Greebo looks down at the curls~ You really think so??

Ummmm.

*decides to keep opinion to himself*

*slides mirror under Greebo's nose*
See for yourself.
*considers dropping a pie on somebody*

*puts on pie repelant clothing*

*grabs a fork and knife in an attempt to eat any stray, airborne pies*

I'l try to reflect them in your direction.

*dives behind bar again*
*evicts family of spiders*
*spiders head away from bar pissed off*
*pulls stash of cream custard*
*mini catapult (not a slingshot)*
*ping...........NNEEEEEEEYYYYYOOOOWWWWWWWWW*
*splat*

*reflective suit saves him from the mess*

Mmmm...yummy.

*fires homing pie at Menza*
*it buzzes about*
*first spiders reach Menz*
*another spider has sucessfully snuck down Gewnnie's top*

should read Gwennie, not Gewnnie

*Has noticed that her hot tub has not appeared. Tries to ignore flying custard pies. While Gwennie is distracted she picks up the brush and makes an attempt to put her hair back in order.*

Greebo, you look lovely. I like the teeny tiny little mouse barrettes too.