h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't know, surprise me!

What's festive? Hmmmmm

mulled wine, mead. How about the cherry brandy, it seemed to go down well earlier.

That sounds fine, just pour them all into a ...

Cocktails.

*hands over *

Don't leave it to sit for too long, it may eat through the glass.

spins around, eyes wide.
eats through the glass? Wow. may I have some?

If you must.

*hands over glass, and retreats to safe distance*

*finally regains consciousness after three hours*
Not bad... I'll have another.

blearily opens one eye. folls eyeball towards the good doc and then curls up and resumes pose of the dead.

I think we need more magic milkshakes again.

What's magic about them? Do they do your taxes, mow your lawn, and tell you that you're pretty?

Good morning all! It is a snow covered Boxing Day here in County Durham, U.K. and my offspring, mum-in-law and hubby are all still sleeping off yesterday's excesses! In fact, hubby is currently sleeping in arm chair as he tried to watch the cricket test match from South Africa but fell asleep again!!

Has everyone had a luverly Christmas then? Who wants some breakfast?

There's all sorts left over in my fridge...

Sorry, but the Xmas dinner is still taking up three quarters of my body!!! - I could probably go a fried egg sandwich like my mum used to make in about 5 hours though.

I'm off to the sales ( so I've been told) so I'll be back for food later if that's Ok.

I just need to climb over all these sleeping bodies....

*opens one bleary eye* Fooooooooooooooooood.........

Here have some black forest gateaux there's lots left here, we'll be eating it on toast for supper later (being a vegetarian I had to substitute something for the turkey)

I was woken up on Christmas morning by 3 LOUD claps of thunder and looked at some snow...cor It only lasted a couple of hours though

Well back to the gateaux

weaker echo.....fooooooooddddd!!!

That's okay Technoyokel - I'm a vegan and have some luverly nut roast in t'fridge. There are some soya yogurts and soya non-dairy desert (icecream substitue) also. For those who have the urge to eat dead animals, my hubby hasn't finished all his beef (I'll tell him the dogs ate it!).

What else do you want to eat? Are you sure you haven't had enough? I couldn't even eat a lovely nut roast (thanks anyway) and I've still got half a BF gateaux to get through by the end of the day

*eyes closed, feels around his chair for a box of Pringles*

Hey there everyone... ~grin~... just want to tell you that the party is on until next year... so carry on eating and drinking... and.. ~wicked grin~... snogging under that mistletoe...

Hey... where ats the doughnuts... ~glaring around~... me hopes that no one has eaten them all...

*passes the doughnut box*

Anyone for a turkey sandwich, we appear to have some leftovers.