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New game anyone?

Post 11981

U1222990

Who'd been lost in the bog


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Post 11982

Triquack

And she didn't just tell it to shoosmiley - grr

Hi Gloriasmiley - ok

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Miss Muffet was proved to be lyin'


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Post 11983

U1222990

the spider was found to be spyin'

Hello smiley - ale


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Post 11984

Universal Granny


And the curds and the whey
Had one hell of a day


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Post 11985

Universal Granny


While the tuffet just sat about sighing!



Sorry, couldn't resist!

smiley - popcornsmiley - popcornsmiley - popcorn



That Humpty was Dumpy's no lie


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Post 11986

Triquack

Should have known he was too fat to fly


S'okay Gran, gran's can do anything - officialsmiley - ok
Quacksmiley - hug


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Post 11987

chorlton

he was proud of his shell


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Post 11988

Universal Granny

I was sound as a bell


smiley - ok Triquack smiley - winkeyesmiley - hug

Hi Chorlton!


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Post 11989

Triquack

Anyone fancy a fry?

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There once was an ugly old Ducksmiley - wah


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Post 11990

Researcher 1214535

who instead of a quack gave a cluck


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Post 11991

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

With Keith's hand up its @ss


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Post 11992

Triquack

his chicks went me-ow
And his wife said bow-wow


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Post 11993

Triquack

smiley - grr


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Post 11994

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

smiley - tongueout


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Post 11995

Triquack

Was he making a pass?

smiley - nahnah


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Post 11996

AlexAshman


Well, it's quite an odd creature to smiley - bleep

smiley - tongueout


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Post 11997

Triquack

C'mon then Alex first line, next lim, it's the rule.


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Post 11998

AlexAshman


There once was a man from Torquay


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Post 11999

Triquack

The rest were all ladies you see


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Post 12000

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Well, one wasn't sure


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