h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(No problem. )

The colour of russet

(red....ooooooooooo)

Shame it clashed with the shade of her shirt




I've been plagued with a virus named slotch

I could really use a stiff Scotch.

I feel such a mug
to fall foul of this bug

The writer deserves a kick in the crotch.

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Adware is really irritating, too.

How to delete I haven't a clue (chorlton Keeper of ScrapComputer !)

With Spybot Search-and-destroy
and Ad-Aware, oh boy...

Better still stay away from the 'zoo'

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I love a plate of fried onions


(non seq?)

To rub on my very sore bunions

Its painful to walk

Much less, to talk!

(Heeeeee's baaaaack!Hi, Peet)

so the jokes, they musn't be funny 'uns

oops

I once had a monkey called Sam

who said 'I don't know who I am'

I told him "you're you!"
He said "but that's WHO?"

You're Sam the bl**dy Monkey, now scram...

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I called my old Ebeneezer

the mutt sure was a big sneezer

It caused such a breeze
It woke up all his fleas

And flattened an Arab in Giza

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The chased a up a tree