h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(A quick chop was the cure)

But 'her' eyes streamed as all there could see

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There was an old lady called Sue

To her man she had always been true

Except when she went
With a man called Trent

And the air went decidedly blue

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The was an old Sailor from Cheshire
Who suffered from gaseous pressure

He expelled lots of gas
When it came to his ass

The volume was too great to measure.

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The cloud drifted out over Crewe

Where people thought it smelt of poo
It whiffed quite of eggs

where'ere it went past, folk went "PHEW!"

and draught guinness dregs


(nearly as bad as your metre Alex, do you know what a limerick is?)

Fine, I'll put in the fourth line

"And so they used pegs"

You do this on purpose peet?

where'ere it passed, folks went "PHEW!"

(again)

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My lines never seem to fit in

I know what a limerick is, but I have my own sense of timing

Royal Marines, three times round the World.......GO!!

After you...

We must have covered that one.....

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A Wren in a very short skirt

(Wrens were the womens branch of the RN)

(So even when I put a first line in, it doesn't fit... Geez. )

Had got her hands covered in dirt

Which she wiped on her gusset

(sorry peet, no offence intended, it got a bit confused, I thought you were making a comment)