h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right, you've had it ! I'm off! Do your own limericks.

(Calm down marnoult! have a nice )

I left him behind he's so slow

I think that you'll find
He's some miles behind

If you want him you'll have to bellow

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Welcome back Universal Gran

is that a first line, chor? or just a welcome back? which I heartily agree with; anyway, here goes:



I was beginning to think that you ran

we've missed you quite badly

And I've missed you all, sadly

yall r confusin me, wat da heck is goin on here???

just tell us where you got such a tan??!!





Wazza_ thingy, if you joined us more frequently, you could not only understand, but also join in and have FUN!!



Were you basking on your own desert isle??

or training for the 4 minute mile??

Or better still raking in a pile


(hello again everyone, this is fun before bed...must get some shut eye now, till next time )

Fictionwriter

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Gulp!!!

Either way you'd get hot
(but one thins down yer bot)
But the first has a little more style

(goin' with 1st - muv)

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The Sun always gives me a blister

Hi gran

But crikey you should see my sister

she's brown as a nut

Lives in a mud hut


Hello Triquack, Muv et al s all round UG

And all the boys claim that they've kissed her

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An old woman who lived in a shoe

was puzzled by the terrible poo









hiya folks!

Till she found this big dog