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New game anyone?

Post 8741

philbo baggins

But now it's stick, so it won't bidge

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There once was a born-again christian


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Post 8742

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

who was lonely today 'cos she missed Ian

smiley - erm


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Post 8743

...Shrillian...

For the moment she was through
He declared himself a jew


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Post 8744

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

And left the poor girl sittin' and itchin'

christian?? smiley - bleep That was NASTY!!! smiley - tongueout

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Some look for rhymes most bizarre


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Post 8745

BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up!

From under rocks, come the worst ones, be far.


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Post 8746

BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up!

smiley - erm BY far.


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Post 8747

...Shrillian...

Whilst others you needn't look far


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Post 8748

philbo baggins

But some rhymes come easier
Than others you sees here

"christian?? That was NASTY!!!" - have to do something to get you thinking smiley - winkeye


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Post 8749

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

But some don't rhyme or scan in any way comprehensible



Bassman smiley - cool


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Post 8750

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

A man painted all his walls orange



Bassman smiley - cool


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Post 8751

Dr Deckchair Funderlik

with Dulux clockwork porridge


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Post 8752

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

sausage brown in the hall


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Post 8753

Go stick your head in a pig :@)

then his taste took a fall

:@)


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Post 8754

BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up!

Is there the meerest possibility that somewhere back in tiniest part of our collective sensibility that we might just try once again to be the silly and unrestrained selves we really, really want to be?


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Post 8755

Dr Deckchair Funderlik

smiley - ermsmiley - huhsmiley - ermsmiley - dohsmiley - runsmiley - magic

and he consequently painted the cat green and the terrapin a subtle shade of smiley - boing

smiley - sheep

If you fire a lemur into space


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Post 8756

Cleo

to the sound of some loud drum & bass.


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Post 8757

Dr Deckchair Funderlik

It might be a bit surprised


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Post 8758

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

dilating its eyes
till they float right out of its face!

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"Total Recall" was full of inaccuracies


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Post 8759

Dr Deckchair Funderlik

"Arnold Scharzenegger" being the chief curiosity


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Post 8760

Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude

Really? Like what?
I noticed them not...


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